Dazzler

Who is the clitoris?

The only reference to anything is the interview Eales gave when he was on about having to sell a player at some point. There is nowt else supporting this because we’ve not announced the financial results. If we were that desperate then Bruno or Isak would already be gone imo

A brexit voting tory would be called a “patriot” in the telegraph, so that’s a fake quote

Jordan Peterson sends his apologies. He’s busy telling men not to be wimps at the same time as crying like one on the Joe Rogan experience.

Live via video link it’s Andrew Tate!

Most reform candidates are “that” bloke in Wetherspoons tbf. The angry, jobless, middle aged white fella that stinks of joop and stale rollies who tucks his t shirt into his trackies and sits on his own in the corner screaming “immigrants” at people just wanting to enjoy a burger and pint combo at 1 in the afternoon.

“Fathers lock up your daughters…….in the kitchen, where they belong” please tell me this isn’t real

I am happy, he’s very easy to insult.

Albert next pls.

@MrRaspberryJam took a massive fibre shit on his lawn and that’s what caused the mower to pack up.

And half of his total goals came in one match. 6 goals in 37 appearances is extremely shite for the second best team in the league. Tony Adams must be back on the peeve.

Proper ghostie that. Clean break, no arsewipe required.

I thought it was noticeable how little stick Pickford got the other night (probably because he was angling for a move here in his recent interview ) Remember when they applauded Townsend for 90 minutes straight when he played for England at their place whilst a toon player? Nah me neither.

Gazza is a degenerate but fuck me is the cunt a funny degenerate

The chair of the debate was hopeless too, she had zero control over it. They should have cut their mics off when it was the others turn to have a go.

He got a few in all honesty. But the highlight was the side slapping laughter he generated when he came out with his shite about the NHS waiting lists. “They are lower than the time when they were higher” This followed by a loud groan when he blamed the waiting lists on the doctor strikes.

It makes a change from someone else’s tbf.

The FA are pushing to have Paqueta banned for life. Oof.

“Branthwaite Carlisle born, back in the north east.” Carlisle is the north west you daft cunt.

She’s still hoping Johnson is going to fire a bastard up her. That’s where her political position is IMO. Based on zero factual evidence but I’m pretty sure it’s true.

I hope they have already had ashworth getting emails over to him from his new ineos account and Freedman grasses them.