Monkeys Fist
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So, next season's plan. Construct a "Mike's A Cunt" banner made up of 50-100 t-shirts, cunningly joined together by Velcro. Confiscate that!!
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Aye, I reckon he's no need to work anymore. If I was him I'd buy a fuck off big white horse and spend my days riding round Jesmond dressed as the Mackem Slayer, impressing the bitchez. Or buy a pub
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So, at this point, the greasy pole was nuts deep in you? How long (in inches) before you were lifting £100k was this?
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Why were you driving a fucked Fiesta when you were a CEO?
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Did he tell him he was a footballer?
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It's because they (Bradford) aren't in peoples faces about it every chance they get. I remember it happening, watching it at my Dads. Horrific
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Bradford City fire at Valley Parade was 29 years ago today. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bradford-west-yorkshire-27348995 I was thinking that a minutes silence at all matches today might be appropriate , then I remembered they weren't scousers.
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Helium. There is helium in the solar system therefore Nazis.
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Wolfy-lite
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
If you cut Michael Owen in half he has a £ sign and the word "CUNT" running through him. -
Needs more tits.
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In anyone else I'd have looked and assumed they were courgettes. Tell the truth Knacker Dan
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Yet, he cooks cucumber
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But, Pardew for England?
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Fact
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Time passes sloooowly in the Gloom household
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Bravadism
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It's "rediculous" is what it is
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All rosy in your valley, eh?
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Andyr? R for rotund, ridiculous ?
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Worth it, though. -
Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Needs a cigarette