Monkeys Fist

“ Wharra bewt the Pizza Joe Hut Trophyuh we won in Leaygue 3, marra? Typilic, tylipica… fuggin’ as yewsual, Mageydia bias! FTM!”

Thank you Sensei.

Last Christmas I licked Arab arse But the very next day I semi frontiered.

Canny.

Give it ( peace in our)time…

They’ve captured Renton’s likeness very well.

I’m just wondering why Fish is getting in to torpedoes? Stress at the upcoming family trough?

Hello Ian2509, We normally give new members a bit of roasting as a welcome, but it’s official “Be nice to new sign ups Day”, so… … you ok mate? Where you from, what do you do, do you like drug, do you like minge or meatus? Tell us about you you cunt. @Andrew How’d I do?

Actually … this definitely has a ring to it.

I even tried replacing certain words in the lad’s song with “arse”, but it was still shite.

These bastions here? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1wd7npdl4ro “Among other issues was the decision to bar the Associated Press from covering certain events, and the White House's decision to directly control the press pool - the group of journalists who cover the White House and travel with the president.” Controlling the press is straight out of the How to be a Facist Dictator playbook.

Cause of death- communal disinterest

I want to know why the last line just stops unfinished. Is this the point when this lad realises nobody is singing with him and just sits down and gets his phone out?

Cheers man- he’s well, meeting up for Sunday lunch next weekend. Congrats on your officially Owld Bastid status

Gene! How the devil are you? Hope the result is the same as your last match.

I was, briefly, between the M18 and A19 this morning. Mine is the one with “ Help” scrawled in blood on the side window.

Also has garden area where the fish let’s can go mental them puke up their dinner.

The chorus of “ I Don’t Want to Talk About It “ by Rod Stewart does this perfectly. I don't wanna talk about it How you broke my arse If I stay here just a little bit longer If I stay here, won't you listen to my arse? Oh, my arse… Poetry

“3 pairs of sheets for a quid, Mrs- ALRIGHT!” Brentford Nylons mate. Legendarily shit

I reckon she’ll have about 50% fewer teeth by now.

Tricky one this- coming off the back of such an incredible performance making the Dippers look ordinary, it’ll be easy to think we’ll turn these inside out. And we will. 5-0. Dan Burn hat trick, all the same header, and two each from Sean Neave and Jamal Lewis.

Being the biggest cunt in the room, when Michael Owen is also in that room- that’s world class cuntery tbh.

Bonnie Tyler being a good example. Also, Last Christmas

I hope the classless cunt spent the night puking in to a pub fireplace.

Vs the Fat Street Kids?