Monkeys Fist

Has Winlaton moved north recently like?

How’s his lisp coming along CT?

That’s a bit environmentally unfriendly, I’m surprised at the tree-huggers.

How long have you been a cabby?

The fucking size of his arms- can you imagine even a mild slap off him, never mind a fully weighted punch?

Totally the wrong thread, but can anyone explain to me why Tom Petty is so highly rated? He’s like a shit, middle-of-the-road AC/DC, writes the same song over and over again. The song named in the pic above is the only song of his that I can think of.

Wasn’t it some landmark game for the fat cunt? 500 games without breaking a sweat or working more than 2 days a week, or whatever. He should’ve been clearing his desk at KO, the absolute fraud that he is.

Re. Jones being the only one kept on from Bruce’s con era, I’d like to imagine that Eddie listened to the players telling him how good he was, but it’s Eddie we’re talking about. He’ll have had a three volume dossier on Jones, memorised.

You wait 70 years for a bus and then none fucken turn up!

There’s definitely footage of Jones, wiping tears away as he’s approaching a player. Might be Botman, might not be.

Well… if he just put “George Foreman” as the kids name, he could get at least 5 in, and maybe Georgette. Also, who the fuck would stop him?

Is this Big George or one of his five sons that he also named George Foreman? Sad news tbh, he seemed such a nice bloke outside of pummelling the buggery out of lads.

Is he driving you home pissed?

This your pilot? Reported myself.

This sounds like conjugating whotsits at school. I fromed you fromed we fromed he /she/it fromed they fromulated

You know the clip you posted has sound, though aye… … you deaf owld cunt

I’ve been “reading” lips since I was about 14 Looks to me like “ That’s the first… … it’s not gonna be the last!” Up your game Sir! ( or turn the sound on, like what I did )

Has he got a sister?

Doesn’t that block your chakra’s and give you an infection up the yinyang? Also, please say your disabled chauffeur was called Michael, then I make a shite joke about CarMick redemption.

He’s had his teeth done then …

100% he’s got an Ozric Tentacles tattoo on his back.

Her sister is even bagger tidierer

Aye, some “event”. Rumours that Fender will be playing. Load of bullshit tbh- I want the city full of people and an open topped bus parade, like every cunt else that wins. Start at SJP, down Gallowgate, down to Bigg Mkt, back up Pilgrim st, past the Monument, finish at SJP or The Civic Centre? This fucking shite on the Moor is some daft cunt in an office thinking “ how can I earn my wages today?”

Aye, that’s Cary Bao.