Monkeys Fist

Fyp for age-appropriateness. ( HMHM style, obvs) Edit; That is the test card lass, now in her sixties. I didn’t just add some random boiler. Shit photoshopping is nothing without standards.

Giddup!

Three came in through the kitchen door and the rest got blown through the windows. He’s fine, sure.

Are these the same lads that made that bridge that fell down in the ‘Murican Reich? Hope so

Are you wearing the Wungar, Wung, Wong or Wunga shirt? And why is Bon Scott wearing a suit made of Sofas?

They’ve got to run out of hotels at some point.

I’m starting my shift Friday night. Should be a fun one

See my post above this.

It’s amazing what a bit of racism can achieve.

In an already uncertain world, there’s at least one thing we can 100% rely on. Obama, Bush, Clinton and Biden are all in the Ex-President’s WhatsApp group and none of them will invite Donny.

One thing which I think will be funny, will be watching him getting increasingly annoyed as the rest of the world carries on calling the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Mexico. I reckon that’s an angry nappy change for him whenever he hears it.

As soon as he started making noises out of his facearse, I did the same. He makes my skin crawl.

Is that him on the right???

As Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou once said, “ If you’re gonna do it, Do it right”

The singing soldiers barging every fucker out the way This is fucking unbelievable mind.

Alice who? Asking for a friend.…

He’s definitely demanded a bumpkin from her at some point, like

She sent Lee Van Cleef in her place

The Eternal, Insufferable Dilemma- Two hands, One cock.

I watched the last two rounds of the Tyson debacle. I was sitting waiting to get tipped in Kent and had already checked my “social media” so I bit the bullet. Also, it was on Netflix, which I’m already paying for, so effectively cost nowt. The Dude abides

Charlie Nicholas has always given me “ second child, poor family, wore his older siblings PE hand-me-downs” vibes. Which probably wasn’t helped by his older sibling being his sister. “ NICHOLAS! WHHYYY ARE YOU WEARING BAGGY GYM KNICKERS AND A SPORRRTS BRA???” And he’s never got over it.

I reckon his lass caught the cancer on purpose- don’t blame her tbh. His first wife that is, the one he was cheating on whilst she was busy dying.

I’m now 100% convinced that Farage was born from an egg on a mountain top.