Monkeys Fist

You posted this half an hour ago. If there aren’t 20 pages of fewm about it on Ready to Groom by now, I’ll be stunned. Stunned.

yeasty.

I’ve written a strongly worded discourse about wankers rights to a local MP. *cropped for the Puritans.

If we can’t call ourselves Geordies or Mags, should we have a poll asking what nickname we’d like to be known as… … or would that just come across as fucking desperate?

Sizewell Lacking?

Kathy Staff

Not as easy as having an account with your “social media” of choice, doing the 2 minute verification, then tearing the neck off it. So I’m told …

You talking about The Online Safety Act 2023, proposed by Michelle Donelan, who was a minister for that famous Labour PM, Sunak?

one less cunt on the planet.

Can we have some footwear shots of that grey looking bloke, cheers ?

Aye well, happy days ahead.

Just get absolutely wankered and make it up. Its worked a treat every time I’ve seen it done.

Aye, she’s been moved to a low security jail in Florida just in time … … Boss Hogg-” Welcome to FCI Tallahassee, Prisoner Maxwell. We hope you’ll enjoy your time here before you commit suicide in …(checks notes)… two weeks”. Maxwell-“ WHAT???” Boss Hogg-“ Commit to a side… for the prison olympics, in two weeks” Maxwell-“ Oh, ok then, what are the sides?” Boss Hogg- “ Don’t matter, you’ll be dead!”

You missed off hedge porn, the best prize a young chap could get.

Considering they put a verified rapist in office, I’d say no.

No idea, pages are stuck together.…

Clearing out the attic… mackem charity shop or bonfire?

NHS cuts really kicking in?

If Xhaxa joins the morlocks I can’t wait for the reboot of him getting bewwwwed off the pitch and telling them to Fuck off. I love a good sequel.

Ghislaine Maxwell has “committed suicide” in about 2 weeks… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgjg9j0l7j9o

His stylist is Catherine Tate