OTF 6148 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Bartons a disgraceNolan's a disgrace Carroll's a disgrace Milner's a disgrace Enrique's a disgrace Given's a disgrace All engineering moves out of a club that clearly has ambition and drive Bassong's a disgrace Duff's a disgrace ...and while I'm here Keegan's a disgrace as well. Luckily Dekka and LardAsh are there to keep these leeches honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34475 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Can you imagine trying to walk Alan Pardew through club finances though? You'd want a big drawing book and a lot of crayons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 I'd like to know where it's been reported that we spent THIRTY FIVE million on the training centre, which was top notch anyway. There's nee way we spent more than £10m on it in the last 8 month - fact. Honestly if I saw Ashley now, I'd fuckin lamp him, it's a bad nightmare this I feel even worse now than before Reading in 2009. One day he's gonna be on holiday somewhere and he's gonna walk into the wrong bar and get his face smashed in. I don't condone that sort of carry on, but I would have very little sympathy for him. violence solves nothing. But it makes you feel 100% fucking better. I generally wish no one any ill, but if someone twatted the fat prick I'd laughing my bollocks off and think he had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6148 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Can you imagine trying to walk Alan Pardew through club finances though? You'd want a big drawing book and a lot of crayons. There's a fair chance they wrote £35M on a ping pong ball popped it under one of several plastic cups moved them around then voila all the money has been spent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Can you imagine trying to walk Alan Pardew through club finances though? You'd want a big drawing book and a lot of crayons. There's a fair chance they wrote £35M on a ping pong ball popped it under one of several plastic cups moved them around then voila all the money has been spent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Might be a harsh thing to say this but @robatkinsonnufc 's head looks like a potato. Plus he's a fuckin nob. There's more nobs than good lads and lasses on twitter following nufc like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Clearly it's not worth listening to a single word that Pardew says! He falls into one of three catagories; A. He's just lied to constantly by the pricks above him. B. He just lies to us. C. He's got less brains than your average makem! Whichever one it is the man is of no use to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10003 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Clearly it's not worth listening to a single word that Pardew says! He falls into one of three catagories;A. He's just lied to constantly by the pricks above him. B. He just lies to us. C. He's got less brains than your average makem! Whichever one it is the man is of no use to us. More likely a combination of all the above tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Clearly it's not worth listening to a single word that Pardew says! He falls into one of three catagories;A. He's just lied to constantly by the pricks above him. B. He just lies to us. C. He's got less brains than your average makem! Whichever one it is the man is of no use to us. More likely a combination of all the above tbh. I was about to add that myself but you beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Luke Edwards Been told #nufc are close to agreeing a fee with an unnamed club for Enrique who I presume to be Liverpool. Some talk Chelsea now interested Gerrin! They're balancing the fuck out of those books this week. It's glorious stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26352 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Inevitable really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6148 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Luke Edwards Been told #nufc are close to agreeing a fee with an unnamed club for Enrique who I presume to be Liverpool. Some talk Chelsea now interested Gerrin! They're balancing the fuck out of those books this week. It's glorious stuff. Tiote will be the only one of our top 5 players from last season left, and then it's clear that they're just sitting on him waiting for the best time to cash in. Someone should have told them you're supposed to keep your best players and replace the weaker ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 If you think about it from Liverpool's perspective, it makes it all the more laughable that they paid such inflated fees for the likes of Henderson when really they could have got Barton and Enrique together for under 10 mill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4221 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Barton and Winter are making me chuckle at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I doubt Barton has read an Orwell book in his life tbh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5912 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 You bastard, you are always on his back. *fullymental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4221 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 You bastard, you are always on his back. *fullymental aye aye im sure youd mentioned it before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 and then Winter rumbles him with a 'Road to Wigan Pier' reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I knew a guy who would often invoke Orwell, as so many people like to do these days. He hadn't read any of his books and didn't know much about Orwell's politics He said (of 1984), "I don't need to read it, I'm LIVING IT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I knew a guy who would often invoke Orwell, as so many people like to do these days. He hadn't read any of his books and didn't know much about Orwell's politics He said (of 1984), "I don't need to read it, I'm LIVING IT!" Student? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No, but he was well into the student protests and all that carry-on. He smokes a lot of weed and is really into conspiracy theories. Not seen him for a good while now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No, but he was well into the student protests and all that carry-on. He smokes a lot of weed and is really into conspiracy theories. Not seen him for a good while now. Did he move to hamburg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 The person who I should really not follow any more is claiming we've signed Bendtner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4221 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 almost certain that we havent then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 NilePowerRanger Nile rangerChilling... Eating a pack of wotsits Shit like this makes twitter what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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