ewerk 27277 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-struggle-to-sell-out-derby-match.1057064/ What a fucking chompfest that was. Like hoying a finger into piranha water. The mags usually sell out against us.This tells me we mean more to them than they mean to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The next time they visit SJP they'll probably sing `Come to see Sunlun,you've only come to see Sunlun.....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3350 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Got to love those hard working makems like. http://swns.com/news/britains-most-feckless-father-is-celebrating-the-birth-of-his-fifteenth-child-before-the-age-of-thirty-65306/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9365 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/five-reasons-why-sunderland-is-better-than-newcastle-1-7186282 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/five-reasons-why-sunderland-is-better-than-newcastle-1-7186282 That is fucking gold. If some tramp had posted that on RTG it would have been an embarassment (well to any of them with an IQ over 10) but to put in a paper is beyond comical. Even the knight ryder can claim the high ground on them now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9365 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 If it's an April Fools joke, the sunderland echo is trolling sunderland fans now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) :lol: I'd say it was an April fools but I don't put it past a Mackem to actual believe all that shite. They need to pack in calling it the Sunderland Air show as well, the Sunderland fly-past would be much more apt since iirc the planes land and take off in Newcastle. Claiming shite concerts at the Stadium of Plight as well ffs, that's just a revenue booster and not some amazing thing you can claim to be better at ffs, they can fucking keep Gary Barlow and co in all. It's all okay anyway lads if Johnson is found guilty you'll have been playing a nonce for half a season, nee moral high ground after that. edit: Also don't competitive swimmers always moan about that aquatics centre? iirc there was all sorts of problems with the fact it's basically in the middle of an industrial estate so it's fucking boring unless they're swimming. Like comparing Kabul to London this man. Edited April 1, 2015 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9365 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 :lol: I'd say it was an April fools but I don't put it past a Mackem to actual believe all that shite. They need to pack in calling it the Sunderland Air show as well, the Sunderland fly-past would be much more apt since iirc the planes land and take off in Newcastle. Claiming shite concerts at the Stadium of Plight as well ffs, that's just a revenue booster and not some amazing thing you can claim to be better at ffs, they can fucking keep Gary Barlow and co in all. It's all okay anyway lads if Johnson is found guilty you'll have been playing a nonce for half a season, nee moral high ground after that. edit: Also don't competitive swimmers always moan about that aquatics centre? iirc there was all sorts of problems with the fact it's basically in the middle of an industrial estate so it's fucking boring unless they're swimming. Like comparing Kabul to London this man. They only rate it so highly because they don't understand how the metal birds move so fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31344 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Don't think it's a wind-up like Also, whilst going to the theatre isn't my cup of char, the RSC have been coming to the Theatre Royal annually for about 40 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 The great unwashed working hard to get those season ticket renewals in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6176 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Love that number 5 is a swimming pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 31344 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's like a list you'd be impressed with if you were CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20281 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/five-reasons-why-sunderland-is-better-than-newcastle-1-7186282 the sunderland international airshow. hitting the geordies where it hurts there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Why stop at 5? Oh.... Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28278 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Sunderland, where the excitement never starts. (The Sunderland echo has form for this type of shite, mind. Makes the Chronicle look half professional) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 http://swns.com/news/britains-most-feckless-father-is-celebrating-the-birth-of-his-fifteenth-child-before-the-age-of-thirty-65306/ "The Sunderland Shagger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13005 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Sunderland, where the excitement never starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I like how one of their selling points is a detterent to most sane people. ''heyya Owa theaytre shows tha lying king'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4987 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) The problem though, even if you like all that stuff, is that none of it is worth actually fucking going to Sunderland for. If the airshow was in Newcastle, I'd go watch it. But since it's in Sunderland, and the place is such a dump, I just think it's not worth it. I remember going to Durham across one of the bank holidays over the summer last year with a friend from overseas, thinking I'd show him the Cathedral and all the stone paved streets etc, and it was full to the brim of drunken mackems in full Sunderland kits, screeching at each other and aggressively feeling themselves up. He thought I'd taken him to fucking Mordor. It made me really grateful to live in Newcastle, despite some of the more run down areas. Edited April 1, 2015 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36631 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Aggressively feeling themselves up? [emoji38] That is a rare sexual offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4987 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I wish it was an exaggeration... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39367 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I went to the Sunderland fly past as a kid. Had to take the bus with my grandparents as my dad refused to take me to it. I fully understood why within 3 minutes of getting off the bus. It was fucking shite. I got a snidey version of a transformers toy when I was there so it wasn't all bad I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 He thought I'd taken him to fucking Mordor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Air shows are shit imo. They're in the same bracket as country shows, bored people standing around wishing they'd gone to the beach instead. Or anywhere else in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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