Toonpack 6872 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Rosco said: Well he's pleaded not guilty..........so innocent until proven guilty🙄 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/sunderland-trial-bird-man-mouth-26265377 If he's got any mates......they'll rip the piss out of him I reckon he's gullty 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12461 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 The mackems probably have about 4 threads defending it, and they’ll probably all go like this: “weeeey aaahv seen that gull all owa, probs askin furrit, FTM” “if yaz ask me that gull wuz 2 and thaaas practically leyygal in gull years. FTM” ”Could be a mag and support murderaz couldn’t he? That’s way worse imo” ”a lad I knaar grew up on the next streeyyt and tha lads a massive mag, so it’s proper mag behavior. FTM” ”aye like pedosupporterandspiritof73 said he’s clearly a mag this is awful, typical of them though FTM” 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34599 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Next home game. "He beaks who he wants" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30450 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 At least he turned up at the magistrates’ court in his best gear to make a good impression 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30450 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Also can’t believe no one has yet mentioned he was up before the beak 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6872 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Alex said: Also can’t believe no one has yet mentioned he was up before the beak No, we were just winging it, not going to get in a flap about it Edited February 20, 2023 by Toonpack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14624 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Think Rents is avoiding this thread at the moment? 🤔 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 They reckon he has a real thing for Scottish birds and he thought he was pulling the Gull of Kintyre. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30450 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Just now, Howmanheyman said: They reckon he has a real thing for Scottish birds and he thought he was pulling the Gull of Kintyre. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14624 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: They reckon he has a real thing for Scottish birds and he thought he was pulling the Gull of Kintyre. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6872 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Heard when it comes to cheesy chips he's a bit of a gannet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10007 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 Wheez gulls are theez. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 48 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: They reckon he has a real thing for Scottish birds and he thought he was pulling the Gull of Kintyre. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 🎵 This could be a case for Mulder and Gully! 🎶 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 FTG 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13877 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 I was thinking of putting “man rapes seagull” in the subtitle but it’s just too far fetched 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17824 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Think Rents is avoiding this thread at the moment? 🤔 No. I neither partake or condone these kinds of actions. Quote Lee unreservedly did an act [where] he took a wild bird, forced it down, and placed his penis in its mouth, whereby causing unnecessary suffering to that animal." Surprised nobody's mentioned he must have a small pecker. Edited February 20, 2023 by Renton 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Renton said: Surprised nobody's mentioned he must have a small pecker. Or that he's been "undone" by the old bill. Edited February 20, 2023 by sammynb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26935 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Tom said: I was thinking of putting “man rapes seagull” in the subtitle but it’s just too far fetched 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38804 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, sammynb said: Or that he's been "undone" by the old bill. Undone meaning emasculated? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Undone meaning emasculated? Like you don't know Fist? Something about recipricol Chuck Berry? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Maybe he’s dyslexic and thought he was getting into glue? I’ll get me coat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 727 Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) Shane Ferguson scored Rotherhams 2nd goal tonight🤣 Edited February 22, 2023 by Rosco 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9241 Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Rosco said: Shane Ferguson scored Rotherams 2nd goal tonight🤣 All good, CT? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12461 Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Cabal of Tyneside businessmen must be infiltrating the Football Supporters Association. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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