Meenzer 18039 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He was up against Scary Spice- he’d want shot with shite if he’d lost Also, he looks like Fat Phstevie, Twitter’s greatest Geordie. Are you saying this is a typical scene at whatever lercal has Carling on cheapest? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18039 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Mind, he's not the only virile young buck to have had a productive Saturday. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 A commentators dream. “ He’s had Jizz in his pocket today” ” The first half has seen Jizz all over the box” ” Oh no Jeff! The referee’s blown and now he’s got Jizz in his face.” etc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 “Look at the pace, Jizz looks like he’s been shot out of a cannon” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 “Jizz dribbling in to the box” ” Jizz has been lacking today- seems to be struggling to finish”. That’s it- I’m out of jizz puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 1178 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: “Jizz dribbling in to the box” ” Jizz has been lacking today- seems to be struggling to finish”. That’s it- I’m out of jizz puns The fuck you are 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 1178 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Here, I'll give it a go. "Jizz is too inconsistent, he only performs in fits and spurts" "Top midfield performance, Jizz is covering every blade of grass today" "Cometh the hour, cometh the man, now here's Jizz from the penalty spot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 “ And Jizz has just sprayed one wildly in to the crowd… looks like he’s hit a woman in the face, Jeff.… … dirty bitch”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 ”Jizz was all over them today, they’ll have to wipe themselves down and try to move forward after that.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 13479 Posted January 31, 2021 Author Share Posted January 31, 2021 "Jizz for me like" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 “ And, in this early meeting of the Dutch and Swiss in the Champions League, after some heavy probing and persistent pressure on their back line, they’ve finally crumbled and Jizz has been peppering Young Boys’ at will, shooting from every angle- what are your thoughts, Steve McClaren?l ” Schecksy!” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18039 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18039 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Why is he pissing on it? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Someone told him to go piss up a wall, but they’d all been pushed over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 18039 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39233 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Ffs, too soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50743 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Get fucked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42149 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Meenzer said: Why is he pissing on it? Piss is Anfield 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 22498 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Decent lunchtime read/watch....the ref resigned after this, didn’t pick a whistle up again...good late period Gazza & B. Laudrup skills.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 46 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Decent lunchtime read/watch....the ref resigned after this, didn’t pick a whistle up again...good late period Gazza & B. Laudrup skills.. Scottish referees are utter dogshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 4171 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 And in other news see Andre Villa-Boas has been sacked/suspended (depending on the source) by Marseille for speaking out after the club signed a player he didn't want! https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/feb/02/andre-villas-boas-offers-to-resign-as-marseille-coach-over-signing-of-ntcham Imagine having a manager with a set of balls willing to say no to a player they don't think is good enough?!?? Oh wait. Allegedly Rafa has been linked with the job at Marseille, I can see him gagging for the chance to work for a club that signs player the manager doesn't want. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 5430 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 AVB won’t be arsed. He comes from former Portuguese royalty, does football management for a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15528 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Didn't he get a pay out of about £15m from Chelsea & a load from Spurs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 7478 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 9 hours ago, sammynb said: And in other news see Andre Villa-Boas has been sacked/suspended (depending on the source) by Marseille for speaking out after the club signed a player he didn't want! https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/feb/02/andre-villas-boas-offers-to-resign-as-marseille-coach-over-signing-of-ntcham Imagine having a manager with a set of balls willing to say no to a player they don't think is good enough?!?? Oh wait. Allegedly Rafa has been linked with the job at Marseille, I can see him gagging for the chance to work for a club that signs player the manager doesn't want. AVB has been an absolute basket case at Marseille, some of his champions league comments are great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Finally, he can get back to his real passion; chucking rally cars around the desert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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