Gemmill 34624 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Classic paedo approach from Rayvin, this. Textbook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Yeah, he asked me a few questions about it for the rest of the evening but he's not mentioned it since. "Mam, what's a fucking c*nt?" WOOOOOOFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Classic paedo approach from Rayvin, this. Textbook. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 "Mam, what's a fucking c*nt?" WOOOOOOFF! The bairn asked me that once, I bollocked her for saying the C word then took her upstairs and pulled the covers away from my sleeping Wife. I then pointed to between her legs, I said, 'That, sweetheart is what's called a vagina. The rest of her is a cunt'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34624 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 WTF? It was like watching Attenborough's The Hunt. "Hey little girl.... Tell me about that TV show in your avatar.... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 What TV show is your avatar from, it's really bothering me that I can't remember it...! Penny Crayon, my lookalike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Penny Crayon, my lookalike. U 18, Babe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 U 18, Babe? Closer to 40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 It was like watching Attenborough's The Hunt. "Hey little girl.... Tell me about that TV show in your avatar.... " I'm not the one spending all the live long day on Reddit with the kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Closer to 40. 40?.......Speaking of disused tunnels, this is interesting http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/history/newcastles-secret-victoria-tunnel-photos-10700511#ICID-FB-Chron-main Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Closer to 40. U not got any pics, hun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I loved penny crayon, babe. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm no Tom Cruise, but I think half of you on here, you deserve accolades for how well you carry your looks. Hats off to you. I'd be in some depression wing looking at some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3209 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm no Tom Cruise, but I think half of you on here, you deserve accolades for how well you carry your looks. Hats off to you. I'd be in some depression wing looking at some people. It's easier to smile in the mirror when your ugliness is on the inside. I'm a bit pissed so apologies if that makes no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Nah, you're calling him a cunt. I think you put it across well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Stevie is fucking delusional about his good looks like For an ugly bastard you aren't half obsessed with how everyone else looks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Hey now he's been using that moisturiser with the fake tan in for ages Have you been hiding in my bathroom?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Stevie is fucking delusional about his good looks like For an ugly bastard you aren't half obsessed with how everyone else looks Your mam would shag me. Even if you were right, which quite clearly you're not, I honestly believe it's far better being a complete ugly bastard than being one of the British Isles' most boring cunts, with less friends than Newcastle have had trophies since 1968. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Your mam would shag me :lol: Mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26967 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 "I'm getting some kind of message........it's more a song I think........is there a J69 in the room?......This one's for you......" ".......Don't cha wish your Dad was hot like me? Don't cha wish your mam had've sha-hagged me? Dont cha? Dont cha?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19839 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Lock up your mothers, it's the milf hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 "sha-hagged" It's the little details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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