Andrew 4229 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Went to close bids, we didnt put any more in and had ours accepted. We have had 15 viewings in 2 weeks on our place, sick of trying to keep it tidy One lass who viewed last week was 'disappointed it wasn't closer to Town street' which is approx 1 miles away from the house. You can walk it in no time. Fat cunt. Did she not know that before she came to see it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16734 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Did she not know that before she came to see it? Aye, that's what I said. But its 1 fucking mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30466 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 A bit remiss of you not to move the house half a mile down the road in advance of the viewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16734 Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Just been to the local co-op and there was a woman in the queue behind me who had a kid of about 4 with her - his name was Tyrion Couldn't tell if he was a dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Just wasted a whole heap of time today re-reading the 'Bizarre....' thread. Still as funny as it was back then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14069 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Just got trapped on a train with a 72-year-old plasma energy/big science truther on her way back from a conference on telepathy and human heart aura energy at a farm in the South Downs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30466 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Wolfy's missus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Just got trapped on a train with a 72-year-old plasma energy/big science truther on her way back from a conference on telepathy and human heart aura energy at a farm in the South Downs. Edited May 15, 2017 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26484 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Jesus Christ. I was going to make a 'Madonna's looking rough' joke then I realised it's actually her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 She was never going to avoid looking her age for ever. Has a distinctly witch like look to her now. Should just accept it and age gracefully, with some dignity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30466 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 She's always been a bit rough iyam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Something of the night about her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9017 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 15 hours ago, Park Life said: Something of the night about her. Specifically a bloke in a nice suit throwing up on his shoes in a bus stop with a flickering strip light and a broken advertising frame, in October at around 03:30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 5/15/2017 at 4:06 PM, Alex said: Wolfy's missus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 15/05/2017 at 4:06 PM, Alex said: Wolfy's missus? What are the odds on her being flat-chested. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4229 Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Has there ever been better guitar play than lynard syknards Freebird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9017 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Hey, @Tom You excited for CT's impending contribution to the Guitar thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Oh god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Don't fret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19841 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just gently weep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4229 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 The work industry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 That's the bit that got me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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