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Joelinton would set him right a few seconds into his first strop in training the mans fucking terrifying but like...terrifying in the way your enormous lovable dog is terrifying.

I suspect that lad watched the video by The Athletic and came up with the story. Him and Sven with Tino and Lewis would be a quality back 4 though.

Ordered mine a size up as usual, opened it and it looked the part then noticed on the inside collar it said slim fit. That’s that fucked then.

He has even fucked that up.

I mean he was never arnie but I can't recall weller being that thin when he was in the jam. he probably should've done a song called the long cold winter and worn a puffa jacket.

They'll not be relegated that quick mate, not possible, even for them.

Shoobydooby shoobydooby etc etc Anyway, fixtures today...am predicting the mackems before the end of September...

If you think he walks a tightrope, I would like to introduce you to Joelinton. Joao Pedro would be an amateur compared to him

being as he's most definitely still looking in, this one's dedicated to you gemmill, the style council's classic 'long hot mitch summer just passed me by'....

Her bra certainly is.

Is his greatest negotiation negotiating his negotiated departure?

Not behind a paywall at the moment... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/359b6da9d9baf06b It is now 🙄 https://archive.is/k6FCK

I expect he's leaving early because he's not involved in any negotiations

Homophobia

I’d rather Van Hecke than Guehi. Better on the ball and just as solid defensively. What’s Guehi better at? Pace maybe?

Go for Guehi, you know it makes sense (and me happier)

Jobe Bellingham came off bench for Dortmand in CWC tonight and according to the experts on RTG was head and shoulders the best player and will be a massive miss in PL

The rumour is coming from a podcaster with 13k followers so I wouldnt get too excited

Likewise, impossible to dislike Brighton apart from when you're beating us

To be honest I've not heard too much about what happened between the two JPs at the training ground but I got increasingly frustrated with Joao's attitude at times and with at least three stupid attempts at an elbow where he was lucky not to get sent off all three times. (We'd clawed ourselves back into a game at Brenford after Mitoma came on as a sub and then Joao threw our chances away stupidly). He's young but he had those two earlier in the season let-offs to learn from. He's got the ability, there's no dispute there, but Joao is never far away from censure. I just wish we could get Evan Ferguson back on track because he's more of a goalscorer but has seriously lost his way. But that's another story. Thanks for the welcome back , I really hope you do well this season - my favourite away game.

Because Huckabee texted Trump to tell him he's god's chosen one, basically

One of the great advantages of “anonymous” message boards is that people tend to show you their true selves. I’d always suspected mackems to be hateful bags of seething anger and misery, and it’s glorious to see that’s the case. 25 pages about Sam fucking Fender, each one saying exactly the same rage-filled, made-up nonsense that they feed on. You love to see it

The UK is sending the RAF so that we too might entangle ourselves in this chaos. Some little quisling in the Labour cabinet called John Healey has claimed we're moving planes over there to 'protect our assets in Cyprus from Iran' but then added 'we may also support our allies'. There is going to be no persuading me to vote for Labour if they get us mixed up in regime change in Iran, mind.

Why on earth are the US getting involved in this... I thought they were meant to be all about non intervention now ffs.

Van Hecke is class. Everytime they've beaten us (often enough), he's been their best player. His through balls penetrate the high press lines and having watched alot of him, he's quite the creator (often ball to assister). Absolutely loves a crunching tackle and positioning excellent. We'd do well to prise away at decent value though & signing him, would prevent us signing Pedro, who seems class in patches but very arrogant.