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    He'd still have 7 billion, bitch. Ever since your lass peeled you off the back off that horse cart and installed you at the top of her business empire, you've established yourself as the Mike Ashley of the rag n bone world, and I do not like it one bit.
  3. 3 points
    Sounds dodgy mate, probably having an affair. Hard to blame her in all fairness.
  4. 3 points
    "Broon nose? There'll be fucking claret nose rund your mush if you don't pipe doon. Fucking capiche bonny lad?"
  5. 3 points
    I can understand his frustrations and problems with Corbyn but I'm not sure how he's made the jump to endorsing Johnson. If you have a problem with racism, dodgy friends and doubts about Russia then the Tories aren't the logical choice.
  6. 2 points
    Apparently Ryder supported Sunderland in the 80s.
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    Just leave her at the bar to get you some beers for half time..,
  10. 2 points
    I thought he was having Sovetskoye Shampanskoye enemas in Moscow, or something like that...
  11. 2 points
    I've got a new theory that every time the Johnson Tories need someone to go on telly to be used as a punching bag - so after they've lost a big vote, or they've made some sort of gaffe - they ALWAYS put a non-white face out there. Kwasi Kwarteng Rishi Sunak Nadhim Zahawi James Cleverley (he's chairman so maybe not as strong an argument here). Keep an eye on it. These lads get sent out to defend the indefensible and talk absolute horseshit every time.
  12. 2 points
    Aye. I listened to him this morning. I mean what the fuck? Just bypass the lib dems or greens or whoever and effectively endorse Boris fucking Johnson? The most extreme right wing tory party in living memory? Not to mention they are no dealers, want us to cut all ties with Europe and jump into bed with Trump's USA. I'll take my chances with Corbyn thanks, you treacherous cunt.
  13. 2 points
    Aye, me and him, roughly the same age and both look about a decade younger. It's a blessing and a curse, tbh.
  14. 2 points
    Unlike Cyril Smith…
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    Precisely Fish. I can totally understand why Peter Cushing was resurrected in Rogue One, it fitted in with the story and he’d played the character whilst he was alive. This James Dean bollocks is just bizarre- how did they come to the decision that James Dean, the bloke who’s been dead for 60+ years, was the best actor for this role?
  18. 1 point
    I was kinda making a joke about him being a hologram thing but whatever...
  19. 1 point
    I don’t get the big deal, they did the same thing with Alec Guinness in Star Wars.
  20. 1 point
    I've got a Oneplus 7 Pro and it's excellent. Not as much vfm as when it was the 2/3 or even 5 but still a lot more value than Samsung/pixel/iPhone imo.
  21. 1 point
    I’ve had an iPhone for well over a decade and really don’t like Android myself but it’s hard to justify the premium you pay for them. Only I’m already in the Apple ecosystem I wouldn’t bother.
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    the brown nosing stuff Ryder publishes gets worse all the time. What’s the point of him doing Q&A? I wouldn’t rule out him asking the questions himself though...
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    Can’t blame the kid for taking after his dad
  27. 1 point
    “ Stevie, there’s two puffs ower here mate” ” Never mind them, my little Irish bigot mate, have you seen this little cockney ower here? Where’s me phone, my twitter audience needs to know about this!” edit; his Twitter has been suspended there’s a shock.
  28. 1 point
    they were probably thinking that. what's happened to this club, letting posh southern twats with accents like that in? stevie would have been having kittens
  29. 1 point
    I wish someone had told the rancid cunts in charge over the last decade this, as they’ve been systematically rinsing the country for their personal gain.
  30. 1 point
    copper charged with murder and another with abh. struggling to see why they deserve anonymity... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/dalian-atkinson-policeman-charged-with-murder-over-former-aston-villa-stars-death-a4281131.html edit.... apologies if there's a more appropriate thread for this.
  31. 1 point
    This is a bit weird- Plans to cast a CGI James Dean in a role in a Vietnam War movie. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-50330537 That’s fucked up, and very different from recent examples ( Rogue One, Gladiator) I’d say.
  32. 1 point
    It took me until I was 30 to realise ideologies on either side of the political spectrum are bollocks. What we need is some good, common sense, middle ground pragmatism. If there's good reason to renationalise something, do it. Otherwise just leave it alone ffs and spend the money on something productive.
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    Not as good as a champagne enema tbf.
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    One of the journos tweeted yesterday that it was Raab who was supposed to be doing the sofas yesterday morning. They'd no idea why the late change happened but this could be it. I saw Cleverly on BBC breakfast then heard him on 5 live. He also did R4 Today, GMB & LBC. I think after a that he'd had enough and couldn't be arsed with Sky
  36. 1 point
    I mean I know he will say this is in the spirit of jest, but at the same time you just know there is a tinge of seriousness about this, the mask slipping. It could have been pretty funny until the end when it actually turns genocidal....
  37. 1 point
    Can you imagine the crack if Walter and CT had a bong together? “ Dave was a brilliant PM…” ” I see Tim Krul, the coward, turned his back on a shot” ”I once shit myself at Boldon Dogs” “ We’re both SMB’s aren’t we?” ” Duuuuuude!”
  38. 1 point
    And I bet you didn't give away 99% of it you champagne socialist hypocrite.
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    Yeah, she’d be bored to tears. Like the rest of the crowd
  41. 1 point
    Like MF says I reckon that's a bit young in all honesty.
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    I bet she's filth in the bedroom, wouldn't mind painting those tits of hers with my love juice.
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    Speaking of Star Wars, do you know the average internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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    He should quote from the poem he published when he was editor of the Spectator. “ The Scotch – what a verminous race! Canny, pushy, chippy, they’re all over the place, Battening off us with false bonhomie, Polluting our stock, undermining our economy. Down with sandy hair and knobbly knees! Suppress the tartan dwarves and the Wee Frees! Ban the kilt, the skean-dhu and the sporran As provocatively, offensively foreign! It’s time Hadrian’s Wall was refortified To pen them in a ghetto on the other side. I would go further. The nation Deserves not merely isolation But comprehensive extermination. We must not flinch from a solution.” He’ll make some new friends.

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