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And here’s a mocked up kit to prove it

It’s quite an achievement to be the biggest twat at a newspaper that employs Alison Pearson and Fraser Nelson.

Not me, honest.....

Anyone know a lawyer with decent parking in North London?

No, he was playing golf at the time. He would also have tweeted about it.

He’s absolutely tragic like. He’s so ‘happy’ about things his first instinct on a Friday night is to head to Twitter looking for bites.

The best part of the pundits being utter arseholes like they are at the moment is if we all started saying Bruce was fucking mint, and we were destined for Europe, they’d be going to lengths to prove how wank and unsustainable the football is and saying we’re all deluded.

Food for thought.

Fingers crossed it’s accepted

Oy vey!

Fuck off

Must read thread explaining where we are with the easiest deal in history

Genuinely baffling that his employer see him posting complete bollocks when ripped to the tits on wine and seemingly don’t say anything. Not like he’s getting clicks

He’s such a nob. So what is his point there? That Joelinton is as good as ASM? Because if it is he’s even more clueless about a sport that he literally follows for work than I thought. I assume he’s just looking for an angle to back the bloke whose arse he’s kissing after Bruces nonsense about how he was going to drop ASM. Shite game, two shite sides, but we have Callum Wilson and good strikers tend to be the difference in games like that. Good we got a result but we just can’t continue playing like this and have it be sustainable, we have to start to at least try to control games even in spells, there’s absolutely nothing to fear against poor sides like Crystal Palace with equally as past it managers like Hodgson.

Chicken in the oven

Like clockwork.

Meanwhile, in division three, Fleetwood equalise against the mackems. Cue the Fleetwood goal music.....

Instead, I will say "Diego" Can I have Diego pints with my substantial meal please.

If they buried him at sea the Falklands would be submerged.

Mackems- permanently in tier 3.

2 murdered, one critical & there’s a video of it happening. I haven’t watched the video and won’t.