Ayatollah Hermione

The things said in this thread constitute some of the most mental fucking things I've ever seen on this forum. The season has been finished a week, fuck me. Someone organise an emergency international tournament

To be fair, I'm sad that White Hart Lane is gone since we have much better luck there than bastard Wembley

Wolfy as the secret return of KSA confirmed tbh

Red numbers and a blue sponsor seems like the only way we could have fucked this up and would you look at that. Newcastle, you've done it again.

Sticking with Moyes is absolutely suicidal so I fully expect them to do it. The fans hate him, the players clearly aren't keen and they've got absolutely no positive momentum heading into next year. What a shame

Well, we're definitely going to have to sign some players since nobody has ever successfully defended The Championship title and I'd like us to be the first.

I can't wait until we go one further and upload our consciousness into the giant AI singularity

It's not that they don't have themes, it's that they're pretty heavy-handed and clunky a lot of the time.

Got "big money move to Man United" written all over him. Not literally like

Last seen banging his head off Twitter's 140 character limit

Get the cans in

I like him and the team is in drastic need of pace as it is. You also can't really trust Aarons to be fit for a season, plus Gouffran and Sammy will be away not to mention Atsu already knowing the system and the players. I'd take a punt on him. £6 million these days is probably £3 million 5 years ago i.e. what we paid for Obertan and he's better than him.

Aye, it's superb from start to finish, though does drop off a bit in Season 11 before pulling it back last year with one of their best seasons ever. As it gets shorter, it becomes a bit snappier with less B-plots but it never stops being funny

What were you fucking tarts worried about? Never in doubt, man

I really can't stress enough how happy I am that I got tomorrow off.

Uncle Dickhead is in

New kit sponsor will be Ronsdale

:lol:

No chance he's paying out to sack him, man. It'll cost him more than it would to sign most players.

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The one thing that is probably keeping Rafa in higher favour is the massive contract he's on. That, coupled with his ability to run rings around the likes of Ashley, Charnley etc will keep him in good stead. It's pretty obvious he's like a pig in shit up here atm and all of this is probably just some light politics before they crack on. Carragher had a good article about it, saying he'd say similar things at Liverpool every year and they'd keep giving him what he needed.

Well, God knows we didn't spend it in January if we did so it's floating about somewhere

No fucking chance he'll be spending all of that on Premiership players. If anyone can get some decent bargains from abroad, it's Rafa. Hopefully Graham Carr keeps his bugle out of it. If you're looking at £70 million + whatever he can raise, you've already got another £10 million from Thauvin and we haven't even went looking yet. That, if Rafa gets to spend all of it and the aforementioned Carr doesn't want to slip himself some money from that shit agency in France, we'll stay up no bother. The idea that there's a gulf between Championship and Premiership is a total myth. With good spending and coaching, you can bypass all the shit at the bottom.

The state of this league, man. As if he didn't have a right to be sceptical of refs after some of the horror shows, we've had this season.

Every home game is on in Nine Bar