Dazzler

What a hit. Subs are still shite though.

80 minutes in before a sub is made and he brings a defender on in place of another defender. Mental cunt. He’s desperate to get the bullet.

We’re chasing a game and Southgate brings on Luke shaw

Just a guess, but I think Ronaldo’s shade of tan is a bit lower than the minimum requirement.

He was RW during the Euro final and that's all I really have seen of him.

"Suicide by three gunshot wounds to the back, with a savers bag tied around his head whilst he sawed himself in half, placed himself neatly in a travel bag and zipped it up from the outside. Best I can do."

Doesn't she have more important things to do, like remembering where she buried Maddie?

No.

Well this took a turn I was not expecting.

It’s West Ham that’s had a bid accepted like so has less to do with Ashworth.

Why am I only hearing about the murder of this journalist now, for the first time? Why hasn't the media covered this here: Jamal Khashoggi: All you need to know about Saudi journalist's death - BBC News Here: US judge dismisses case against Saudi crown prince over Khashoggi killing | Mohammed bin Salman | The Guardian Here: Main suspect in Khashoggi killing reappears in public as MBS visits Paris (france24.com) Here: Saudi Prince Approved Khashoggi's Death, U.S. Report Says - The New York Times (nytimes.com) and here: US court cites MBS immunity as it drops Khashoggi lawsuit | News | Al Jazeera Why are none of these places covering this? It's a big story, why is it being ignored?

It's good to see that they are taking it well.

Paul Mitchell - Sporting Director | Now at Newcastle | RedCafe.net They think they'll just come in and nick him when they fancy it - As if we haven't blatantly negotiated another £20m compo package, and are no longer in a PSR hole to negotiate

Newcastle Central and West for me. Bet my constituency has more reform in it than any of yours

Unfortunate for a bald to be named after a shampoo.

It’s mad how often the people who think you can’t say or do anything anymore cry as soon as someone says or does anything.

Vote for us or we’ll get that don’t fuck with cats lad to fuck with this cat.

Why does he look like Alan Barnes in this picture?

“Aah divvint think thi would like yi little dafty yi” - Winston Churchill

I don't think boro can afford him!

"There aren't enough people going into painful and dangerous seizures at soccer* games. Let's fix that." *I've just thrown up, and punched myself in the face repeatedly for even typing this.

Yes IMO. 23 contributions in 37 last season 22 in 50 season before 14 in 36 in his last season for Leeds, he got 19 the year before. He's proven he's consistently better than Miggy if you ask me.

That'll be about two years after inauguration. Whoever wins this election dies on the job, even if Trump changes the rules to make himself a dictator. They'll have one of the god awful Trump jr's taking over and doing speeches off their tits on coke.

"But remember that one free kick he scored for Man Utd almost 20 years ago? Best to ever do it"