Dazzler

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Barton is a complete prick, always was and was never more than a bang average player for us. Gets more props than he deserves because he's continued to wind up mackems long after he left. Personally, I always found his mackem baiting pathetic and desperate, but the knuckle draggers of our fan base have wanked incessantly over it for years. Him having a problem with female pundits (most of whom I've found to be more balanced, articulate and knowledgeable than half the ageing wank stains they continue to wheel out) is no surprise though. He probably feels as though his next step to stay relevant is to get on MNF but the lasses are stealing work from him. Also him defending his cunt of a brother is no surprise. He's a scum bag same as his skin head crank of a brother.

He realised he got more clicks winding up a handful of chin dribblers in black and white shirts online TBF to the bloke. He knew that it would get him traffic and he was right. Half of the shit he puts on there he knows is horse shit and gets him trending. Take the £50m transfer budget for instance. He had to have known that was bollocks before he put it on, but like clockwork some of our more moronic fans went ape shit.

Maybe they just stopped reporting it

I'm surprised I haven't bumped into him then, I presume he's whisking the lucky lass off to Dobbies and I am forever being dragged in there for scones.

Points of View opening with the presenter flipping a double bird would be fucking excellent. What a way to let the Karen's know that no-one gives a fuck about their shitty opinions on Eastenders.

The absolute master of dead baby jokes with a classic:

Show us your ticket stubs marra

"Either get on the immigrants = bad gravy train or sack is yi little dafties" is what I'm getting from it. I think he may get a no confidence vote soon unless something changes for him. He looks more and more fucked as each passing day goes by.

How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? Doritos.

"I don't know what happened to my WhatsApp messages, mate" You deleted them Boris you fat, floppy haired dildo. Surely there is tech available to recover them though?

I'd understand if he'd stripped him of it and gave it to someone else who would at least try to rally the players and lead with a bit of distinction. You don't take it from him and give it to Fernandes, as he's the first cunt to down tools the second things don't go their way. That was a properly terrible decision and they've been paying for it ever since. Long may it continue

It's the "atrocities" in Yemen that I find bizarre. Those atrocities are arbitrary arrests, torture and moving detainees to SA. So basically the same bog standard war crimes we committed with the US in the middle east. I bet if I went back to around 2002/2003 on RTG there would be no outrage at our own actions which is odd given that RTG is a bastion of moral standards. They also never seem to acknowledge that Saudi Arabia are part of a coalition that was asked to help by the Yemeni government, so are "technically" the good guys, even if they've done a fair bit of horrible shit whilst over there. I reckon most on there are piss takers, similar to here, but the ones spouting QAnon inspired bullshit never seem to get dealt with. At least on here I know if I start spouting mad shit generalising entire races, genders or sexualities I'll be rightly hung, drawn and quartered

No Trevor? Fuck this, it looks shit.

In fairness to him he had a canny game against us. The partnership between him and Shaw were about the only positives they could have taken from that match. That said, I am 100% certain there were players in better form than him over the entire month. I can think of 11 that play in black and white stripes

Ahem...

Coleman is a fucking appalling manager man - technically the last decent manager they had was Moysey and he had no chance with that clown car of a club

It appears there are some relatively normal people on RTG - bet this poor cunt gets asked for his ticket stubs

They stoned people in my name? I hope he was a mackem.

They are FUBAR if the four clubs claim compo off them. They only have 28 days to log claims from the date of the ruling though so they don't have much time. If I were in charge of any of the clubs I'd have had the claim in on day one. How much has Everton potentially cost them by being snide cunts?

The only justification they can have for it being harsh is based on a very theoretical punishment for Man City that they have determined will be less severe than theirs, despite there being no evidence at this point to support that position. Also the same with Chelsea, despite Chelsea being taken over and their new owners almost immediately copping to it since it was the Oligarch's fuck up. (for the record I hope Man City's punishment is less severe as it will make this whole situation even funnier).

When he realised he could freely dish out AIDS and then comfortably tell them to their face instead of his usual awkward "you should probably get tested" text message / email follow up.