Dazzler

I think it looked a bit stampy at first glance. But never a yellow when you see it back.

I think Hall is a Tuchel player tbf, he gave him his debut at Chelsea. Plus I reckon a German is less likely to give a fuck if he upsets one of the big clubs.

He’s better now than ‘Trent’ has ever been. He can actually defend for one.

How are these third man?

I’m so happy that the commentator labelled him the ‘in form keeper’ before kick off. It’s usually our players that get labels like that and go on to shit in their hands and clap.

I never thought I’d be happy to see Selz have another shit game at SJP but here we are.

Pope back to being Pope with that pass

Poor Isak. You just know his chopper is bigger than the circumference of the footy so that’s leaving a canny bruise.

It would be fucking glorious if we completely cancelled out the Forest vs Brighton score.

Willock too tbf. He’s everywhere. Bruno is doing the Tonali role it appears as he’s been quiet by his own standards.

Was that Schar with his trademark suicide pass?

He’s swinging from the wardrobe after the 4th

Starting to feel like that spurs game

He’s forgotten he doesn’t play for us anymore.

Soz sunbed Keith Allen. It’s a pen.

When you’re named after a body warmer you are destined to be a twat.

Pen that so it won’t be given.

After I slagged the use of his hands in the first goal. Who shall we attack next. I reckon Bruno’s 50p head almost cost us the equaliser. Shit badge kissing prick.

Shame he was shit with his hands when it counted.

What a tackle by Hall by the way.

To be fair to Murphy. Everything we’ve come close to trying in an attacking sense has come through him. He’s just not getting it right so far. Defensively he’s been woeful up to now.

They can boot us all over but we get within 3 yards of them and it’s a foul

Who are you planning on selling jellied eels to?

So the brown ones then?

Future England no 1 having a second bad game in as many games.