Monkeys Fist

Still happening btw, peak was just after 11am, but still visible.

Was the moon in the way?

Did we all see the partial eclipse just now?

Atomic Kitten’s one hit- “ You can take my hole again”. Do I win £5?

John Barnes, food fan, had a take on us celebrating our cup win… https://nufcfeed.com/john-barnes-doubles-down-on-horrendous-take-regarding-newcastle-uniteds-carabao-cup-victory-celebrations-1220078

Worth watching the whole thing tbh. The fourth one in, it’s like Gazza’s against Hendry in Euro 96, but better.

Let’s be honest, the best goal he’s scored, he didn’t score- it was the “assist” for Murphy against the Scouse mackems. Having said that, what strikes me is how many fucking rockets he unleashes with seemingly no backlift- all the power of a Supermac strike, and he’s only moving his leg from the knee down. Bloke’s fucking unreal tbh. Edit; it’s been mentioned before on here, but he’s also so laid back when he’s doing all this- barely breaks a sweat. He’s also incredibly patient for a forward, I don’t really recall him showing any kind of frustration, like he knows he’ll get a chance, and when he does, he’ll bury it.

“Why is the midget Macallister marking a giraffe?”

Chinese moused yp

He nicked that line from Ole Blue Eyes

Wasn’t sure where to put this, so here will do. Anyone had any experience of eating disorders? Mrs. F. and I are concerned with our daughter- she’s lost weight ( there was fuck all to lose in the first place) and her eating habits have changed fairly noticeably. Any other signs we should be aware of? Hopefully she’s just on some health kick, but if not I’d want to nip it in the bud and get professional help asap before it’s too bad.

Filthy hobbitses!

After bying a techno deck?

Oof- hope your Dad makes a good recovery mate.

Are the Smoggies represented by the background?

Even with my adrenaline junkie past, I wouldn’t be wiping my hoop at 58mph mate. The tale recounted is an accurate portrayal of the events that occurred during “pop out and spray”. I can’t help being blessed in the bellend dept either

I gave up hope a while ago tbh. And the cunts are taking my rancid viewing pleasures away too! Im off to raise hell in the name of Tendonitis.

I don’t really have the answer to that, but I know it’s not fucking Nigel Farage. The answer will never be that fucker.

They’ve so obviously nicked this idea from that 3 Legends show that was on one of the now defunct radio stations, but they’ve not quite hit the punchy, two word title the original show had… Three… hmm, what would fit here? Any of you creatives got any ideas?

I would like- “ We’ve tried the others, let’s give the racist/facists a go”????? Nah

Aye- might as well get as much off the ultra rich as possible before the dumb fuckers vote Reform in, and not be known as the one’s that took away free school meals. £0.5 billion saving… wouldn’t Amazon, Costa, and whichever other corporate cunts are dodging paying their whack more than cover that if they paid what they should?

Just wait for some pissed up Septic to drive in to it!

Sounds like a dodgy toy shop on Shields Road.

“ Sofatester” ??????? Is he from Boldon, perchance?