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Hinge and Bracket.
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I’m sure whatever it was, it was totally innocent and wholesome … … the paedo-looking fiddler
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
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He’s at that age…
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No. They’re still around as a cult, but the place has been People’s Kitchen since the 80s.
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Done, with several “BAAAASTARDS!” when my finger moved and it shot back to the top. Comes across very well, and very honest. -
Love your avatar mind
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Monkeys Fist replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Does it continue after this … ”during which time he flew over the handlebars of his bike at the team hotel.” Thats where it ends for me when I hit that link. -
I’ve also missed off The People’s Kitchen from this list. Never knew it started out as a Plymouth Brethren chapel. For those not familiar with these mentalists, they were/are basically an extreme Puritan cult. For most of my life I grew up believing that my paternal Grandad had only one younger brother. Turns out he was the second youngest of five, the elder three siblings before him joined the Brethren, and because he and his brother Nicky didn’t, they were cut off from the family. My brother and I only found out while we were doing our family tree thing. The eldest sibling was his sister. When we found out about them my daughter was about 5yrs old and I was mildly freaked out to discover that we’d given her the exact same name, first middle and surname, as the then eldest sister Also, my Grandad was a wind-up merchant and would jovially wave and greet his Brethren brothers every time he saw them, knowing they’d get in bother if they replied We got in touch with the daughter of one of his brothers, who left the Brethren at the first opportunity, and she told us her father was the caretaker of the local chapel and as such was given a bungalow to live in - in his late 70s, his wife passed away and he was seen not long after having a cigarette at her graveside by a Brethren, and duly reported. The first she knew about this was when her elder sister, who was deep in to the whole cult, dropped him off at her door with a bag of clothes and a note saying he’d been booted out and lost his home, and was persona non grata to the Brethren now. Fucking horrible lunatics.
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Never once registered where that was!
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Is that it there?
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CT spitting out Boldon rap on his garden sofa this morning
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It’s pretty mentally really that the only buildings still there today are the Leazes Terrace Georgian housing, St James St, the old S&N admin which is The Sandman hotel, The Strawberry, and the Old Isolation Hospital. Everything else is gone. Even the ground only has the East stand remaining from then.
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Mad Dog dragging a sports boat or fitted kitchen past the bench each week, wearing the sad Jim Bowen mask.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
This post has just made me imagine what a kid, born and bred in Birmingham but to thick Scouse parents would sound like- the two worst accents in the Uk combined. -
Gallowgate Bus Station top left, I’d totally forgotten about that.
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Tbf, that 4:12 minutes was a much more enjoyable watch than the entire last season.
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I can’t see the club putting out the conciliatory spin of him being badly advised without Howe’s explicit approval. I hope he’s put in against the WP’s and we fucking hammmer them. I also hope, as I said a while back, that the numpty element of our crowd don’t even think about giving him any grief. We need to hit the ground running this season, and mount a credible challenge for title*, to show him ( and others in the squad), that we aren’t here just to make up the numbers. *I’d have laughed in my own face at this idea not too long ago, but Mr. Howe continues to piss on low expectations and timelines- we actually won a fucking cup last season! We showed Liverpool, and everyone else, that they are far from unbeatable - if we can improve our results against the also-rans this season, why shouldn’t we be looking to the top?
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Wtf
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Never mind, just had look at the war zone that is the Isak thread and seen that they’ve played the cunt move. I’m in my garden and can hear a low level fewm coming from a south easterly direction.
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Rat’s cock then?
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100% that his son and grandson are both called Callum.
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What’s occurring?