Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Mowbray was worse than shite when it looked the playoffs were dead and buried 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6867 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 *some claim (the Bilbao black cats perhaps) 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9004 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Toonpack said: *some claim (the Bilbao black cats perhaps) and yet we're the DeLeWdEd JaWdEeS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26428 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13867 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 If any significant style of football was invented by Sunderland, Jonathan Wilson would have been all over it. Other than being rich in the 1930s they’re a fucking irrelevance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Hey man, a can prurve weeyaz invented turtal football man, not Holland like. Seeyah that Aye Acks clerb man, thems knicked it from wors in the 70s, along with the red n white strip they weraz like, that was ours n'arl. Lik Bilbao marra, urnly bigger stripes likke. Anyway, wat de ye get if yurs mix red and white payaint marra? Aye, orange, like the dutch wears marra. Wat, it maykes pink? They stole that n'arl from wus seayats marra. FTM. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Mowbray was worse than shite when it looked the playoffs were dead and buried Loads having a pop until the 95th minute equaliser at the weekend tbh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34547 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Renton said: Hey man, a can prurve weeyaz invented turtal football man, not Holland like. Seeyah that Aye Acks clerb man, thems knicked it from wors in the 70s, along with the red n white strip they weraz like, that was ours n'arl. Lik Bilbao marra, urnly bigger stripes likke. Anyway, wat de ye get if yurs mix red and white payaint marra? Aye, orange, like the dutch wears marra. Wat, it maykes pink? They stole that n'arl from wus seayats marra. FTM. this is the Allo Allo policeman equivalent of mackem talk. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: this is the Allo Allo policeman equivalent of mackem talk. Look, I struggle with the mackem accent, having not been brought up in their vicinity like you. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14057 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 "I was pissing by my seat" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: "I was pissing by my seat" Beat me to it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34547 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 30 minutes ago, Renton said: Look, I struggle with the mackem accent, having not been brought up in their vicinity like you. It's closer to Dutch than mackem, I would say. Maybe the Ajax thing threw you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 34 minutes ago, Meenzer said: "I was pissing by my seat" “ I coat him fucking a gull!” ” A gull? You mean a jeune lady?” ” Non” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 970 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: "I was pissing by my seat" Please shit on this seat 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19830 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Renton said: Look, I struggle with the mackem accent, having not been brought up in their vicinity like you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Gemmill is a mackem???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34547 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 At this rate, I'll be posting on Newcastle Online next season. You simply do not treat Toontastic's crown jewels like this. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 I’ll take that as a yes then. Imagine.… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2124 Posted May 5, 2023 Share Posted May 5, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30441 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Imagine if they weren’t charging Northern Premier League prices to get in. Imagine 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12460 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) So his point is if Sunderland was a top side more people would turn up to watch? What an astute observation. So his dream is that they average a bit less than we currently do, and that supposedly makes them bigger than Arsenal, Chelsea, and Man City? Imagine. Let’s be honest, Sunderland is a total dump, imagine if the locals didn’t molest seagulls, defecated in actual toilets, didn’t support and make excuses for sex offenders, got actual jobs so they could contribute something to the country, stopped pushing staffys around in prams, and had any type of culture that wasn’t based on just abusing people. Imagine, it would maybe be slightly better than Rotherham. Edited May 6, 2023 by Howay 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 Were we not getting 50k+ while we were shit and getting relegated..? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Howay said: stopped pushing staffys around in prams, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17815 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 (edited) So strangely enough the mackems have left our match report on their board open to the public today. As of the time of this post, its at an incredible 1150 posts (58 pages), mist of them which are this: Edited May 7, 2023 by Renton 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38786 Posted May 7, 2023 Share Posted May 7, 2023 28 minutes ago, Renton said: So strangely enough the mackems have left our match report on their board open to the public today. As of the time of this post, its at an incredible 1150 posts (58 pages), mist of them which are this: MLF’d YP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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