Gemmill 2,843 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Look at the fucking pudding head on him. He looks like Bo Selecta's Mel B. Link to post Share on other sites
trooper 420 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Over 90 odd applications and the best they could get was Geordie John it really does say a lot about the mess the clubs in. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,073 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I would be much more surprised if we got someone like Garde instead of giving it to someone like Carver. He's an Ashley appointment if ever you've seen one. He's played a blinding audition with those two wins too Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 818 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 It won't be Carver. Link to post Share on other sites
Park Life 68 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 No way on earth will it be Carver. Link to post Share on other sites
trooper 420 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 It's just the kick in the balls Ashley would give to the fans though we all know how thin skinned, spiteful & vindictive he is. Link to post Share on other sites
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Hed appoint him manager as payback for any boycott that happens. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,971 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34100-mike-ashley-football-cunt/?p=1184570&forceDownload=1&_k=880ea6a14ea49e853634fbdc5015a024 Link to post Share on other sites
Anorthernsoul 861 Posted April 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/34100-mike-ashley-football-cunt/?p=1184570&forceDownload=1&_k=880ea6a14ea49e853634fbdc5015a024 I can only imagine the grimace on his face when he reads that back. Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,846 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I reckon the players have probably been told that the knackers coaching them will still be there next season but with a new manager. So, you're essentially accomplishing nowt by keeping Stone, Carver, Woodman etc. around. Except getting the pie budget right up. Link to post Share on other sites
Kitman 584 Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Depressing if true. Relegation seems inevitable whether its this season or the next. The stupidity of the current regime is mind blowing. Meh. Link to post Share on other sites
BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Carver said that managing Newcastle was the hardest job in football. Wrong JC. It is only the hardest job if you are a clueless and tactically inept coach surrounded by even worse coaches. The medical staff seem to take months and months to get injured players fit. You keep playing dead beats like Gouffran, Obertan and Riviere. Link to post Share on other sites
JaMoUsE 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 No Jonas in the squad. Does that confirm what I speculated about the players being told carver got the job and his subsequent outburst that the fans deserve better? Link to post Share on other sites
Ant 332 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 looking at that bench i'd have said yeah. Link to post Share on other sites
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Jonas has said on Twitter that he's not injured either. Link to post Share on other sites
Graing 15 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 There is no way in hell Carver has this job. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 3,073 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 "The only way you're going to win games is by winning". Wise words John Link to post Share on other sites
trophyshy 711 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Does he now have the worst run of any new manager in the history of the league? Link to post Share on other sites
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Seen on Twitter that he's got the worst win percentage of any Newcastle manager in history. Link to post Share on other sites
essembeeofsunderland 402 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 And set to get worse. Link to post Share on other sites
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 His biggest crime is making Pardew look half decent. Link to post Share on other sites
trophyshy 711 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 https://vine.co/v/ezVIgLHlDQY Link to post Share on other sites
Makom 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Any minute now he's going to stop telling people what his job is, and start actually bloody doing it. Fucking idiot is delusional - says he's 100% sure everyone who defies the boycott will be behind the team - cue 90 minutes of silence, with booing at half time and full time. Of course he's got the job, he's Pardew 2.0. Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,390 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 https://vine.co/v/ezVIgLHlDQY This is seriously fucking ridiculous man, this is the second time he has made a comment like that is it any wonder we're so fucking shit? Link to post Share on other sites
Makom 0 Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 He lives in my neck of the woods actually. Or at least he used to a year ago, not sure if the pay increase he got for becoming manager means he can afford a nice place up the road near all the players. I'm not ashamed to say if I ever bumped into him I'd probably be as nice as pie - no need to give the man grief in his personal life. I've seen him once, but that was only from a distance and he was leaving the place. He was still a coach then, so was still pretty under the radar (or about as under it as you can get living in the city and being connected to the club). It's actually been quite annoying this manager business - it's daft but since he is technically 'one of me' I really wish I could go back to the blissful ignorance of thinking he was clued up about football and had the good fortune to get a job at his home club, but just had the misfortune of having an idiot for a manager/owner. Link to post Share on other sites
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