Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 29687]

10 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Liverpool fans whingeing about being prevented from watching their game and Arsenal v Spurs by <checks notes>  a cabal of shady Arab football club owners is the very fuckin content am here for

 

 

 

I've spent forty odd years watching these cunts on the TV all the time and a fleeting bit of NUFC coverage has them twisting like fuck. The self entitlement of these and man U fans is off the scale and some of the same cunts moaning probably aren't self aware enough to realise they probably started supporting them based on them winning a few games and never being off the box. They even have their own designated fucking pundits when they play! The fucking brass neck on them.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3542]

What’s the NLD?

[Gemmill 39320]

The New Lurl Dorder.

[PaddockLad 15778]

Nasty London Dicks

[Meenzer 14567]

Nketiah Lunge Disregarded

 

[ewerk 28232]

Nads Like Dad's

[Meenzer 14567]

13 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Nads Like Dad's

 

[Rayvin 5070]

1 hour ago, Kevin Carr&#x27;s Gloves said:

What’s the NLD?

 

North London Derby I assume.

[Dr Gloom 20731]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

 

North London Derby I assume.

 

North London Douchebags more like 

 

 

[Isegrim 9243]

Never laid doylums tbh

[Monkeys Fist 40542]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

Never laid doylums tbh

[Toonpack 7757]

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/get-a-grip-youtube-hustlers-dont-watch-football-with-the-camera-on/

 

This bit caught my eye for some reason:

 

[Gemmill 39320]

 

Some of the author's other great articles.

[PaddockLad 15778]

The messenger is often shot if the content can’t be argued with 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

< waits for queue of TT posters telling me they know more about football than Steve Bruce. And Eddie Howe > 😆

[RobElliott 1225]

For me, Man U are a tier above Liverpool in the likeable stakes

 

Klopp is infinitely less likeable than the bald fraud

The Man U fans I find are more decent than the bin dippers

 

Liverpool are the bottom of the pile for me. The mackems are good for some comedy  

 

The phlegm spitting liverpool commentators on the match yesterday wanting it to end at 90 mins on the dot, incase we managed to get 10 goals and the record  

[Kid Dynamite 6438]

What a tit

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 40542]

My phone automatically flips to landscape view whenever Jenas’ forehead appears on screen. 

[PaddockLad 15778]

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?

 

 

[Dr Gloom 20731]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

What a tit

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 29687]

38 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?

 

 

 

If he wins he'll be sprayed all over like a F1 driver only with Gemmill's white wee wee instead of champagne.

 

[Gemmill 39320]

"If"!?

[Alex 32836]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Some of the author's other great articles.

That last one.  Tell me you’re a tedious cunt without telling me you’re a tedious cunt 

[trophyshy 6701]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My phone automatically flips to landscape view whenever Jenas’ forehead appears on screen. 

That’s a fivehead tbf. 

[RobinRobin 10161]

12 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?

 

 

[ewerk 28232]

17 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?