RobinRobin 9232 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 7 minutes ago, Renton said: Also CT, you have to make a Denise Squelch mug with this on it. 10% royalties to me and MF for the idea. Be a best seller. Just going to polish the..er.. mugs, luv 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6866 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Err 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Can you get me this CT? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Happy birthday CT. From the biggest WUM on the board to much-loved cult hero - the biggest turnaround since Joelinton turned into the new Patrick Vieria. Finally getting the hang of this message board lark 3 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 42 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Happy birthday CT. From the biggest WUM on the board to much-loved cunt hero - the biggest turnaround since Joelinton turned into the new Patrick Vieria. Finally getting the hang of this message board lark Such a lovely message spoiled by a typo. I fixed it though. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Happy birthday, CT. Can you do a Mug-Righter General mug for a certain Steven Marshall-Baines? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3472 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Have a great one CT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 6 hours ago, Renton said: Also CT, you have to make a Denise Squelch mug with this on it. 10% royalties to me and MF for the idea. Be a best seller. Just to piss Renton off a bit, when I was nuts deep in French clunge , the nearest Vietnamese served sake in little clay cups which had a lens in the bottom. When you took a drink you’d see the lens, look at it, and be confronted by a picture in the base of a full on, split-beaver, oriental lady of loose morals. Do this with Ms. Squelch and I’ll buy one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: When you took a drink you’d see the lens, look at it, and be confronted by a picture in the base of a full on, split-beaver, oriental lady of loose morals. Do this with Ms. Squelch and I’ll buy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16688 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 That pegging mug is superb 🤣 There's a lad in the office (the dipper) who keeps telling us his bird wants to peg him. So we keep leaving clothes pegs on his keyboard and monitors etc and it's really pissing him off 🤣 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 31 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: That pegging mug is superb 🤣 There's a lad in the office (the dipper) who keeps telling us his bird wants to peg him. So we keep leaving clothes pegs on his keyboard and monitors etc and it's really pissing him off 🤣 Should probably leave some KY as well 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 925 Posted December 1, 2023 Share Posted December 1, 2023 Nice 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8872 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6176 Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 3 hours ago, Isegrim said: We've really missed Manquillo. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 The latest TF episode is a local journos live panel (Hope, Edwards, Downie, Douglas). Anyway, Edwards is talking about Howe and they're talking about how modest he is and how he would hate listening to all the praise he's getting from them for the way he's handled the season and the injury situation etc. Then as an aside Edwards recounts a story one of the coaching staff told him. Apparently Howe's wife has been complaining that they never do anything together in Newcastle. So Eddie takes her to a garden centre. For lunch. He's some boy. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The latest TF episode is a local journos live panel (Hope, Edwards, Downie, Douglas). Anyway, Edwards is talking about Howe and they're talking about how modest he is and how he would hate listening to all the praise he's getting from them for the way he's handled the season and the injury situation etc. Then as an aside Edwards recounts a story one of the coaching staff told him. Apparently Howe's wife has been complaining that they never do anything together in Newcastle. So Eddie takes her to a garden centre. For lunch. He's some boy. they all came across as good lads other than Edwards, who u surprisingly was in the minority when he suggested top ten and a cup run is a good season for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 I don't mind Edwards. He's not my cup of tea cos he fancies himself a bit of a cheeky cockney chappie, but I think he's alright. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14602 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Edwards is an arch contrarian. He wilfully puts himself outside the core group because they wouldn’t let him in on his own merits in the first place. I don’t mind him too much but he is at times fuckin ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5511 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 35 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The latest TF episode is a local journos live panel (Hope, Edwards, Downie, Douglas). Anyway, Edwards is talking about Howe and they're talking about how modest he is and how he would hate listening to all the praise he's getting from them for the way he's handled the season and the injury situation etc. Then as an aside Edwards recounts a story one of the coaching staff told him. Apparently Howe's wife has been complaining that they never do anything together in Newcastle. So Eddie takes her to a garden centre. For lunch. He's some boy. I'm surprised I haven't bumped into him then, I presume he's whisking the lucky lass off to Dobbies and I am forever being dragged in there for scones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Mate I'm the same. In there all the time. I don't think I've seen my in-laws outside of Dobbie's cafe this year. I text my lass this Howe story and she says he's her dream man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) Edwards was alright before he allied himself too close to Bruce then went a bit nuts during covid about the takeover. He’s never quite stopped himself from being at odds with the fans since. He comes across as very unprofessional on social media at times too. He painted himself into a corner over the takeover stuff and his determination to prove he had the inside track. He just feel fucking stupid the way he went on about Staveley too on Twitter etc Edited December 7, 2023 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5511 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 He realised he got more clicks winding up a handful of chin dribblers in black and white shirts online TBF to the bloke. He knew that it would get him traffic and he was right. Half of the shit he puts on there he knows is horse shit and gets him trending. Take the £50m transfer budget for instance. He had to have known that was bollocks before he put it on, but like clockwork some of our more moronic fans went ape shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7095 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: I don't mind Edwards. He's not my cup of tea cos he fancies himself a bit of a cheeky cockney chappie, but I think he's alright. nah, he's a cunt. he was a cunt back in the early '00s when working for the journal and a massive apologist of the waster that was dyer. he's a cunt now for all the reasons alex lists above. and he'll still be a cunt on the day he departs this mortal coil. simple as that really. Edited December 7, 2023 by thebrokendoll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30433 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: He realised he got more clicks winding up a handful of chin dribblers in black and white shirts online TBF to the bloke. He knew that it would get him traffic and he was right. Half of the shit he puts on there he knows is horse shit and gets him trending. Take the £50m transfer budget for instance. He had to have known that was bollocks before he put it on, but like clockwork some of our more moronic fans went ape shit. I think there’s two slightly different things here. Gloom works in the sector and he said organisations like the Telegraph will have strict guidelines in place re: their journalists and social media. And that the sort of slanging matches he got into on Twitter would’ve contravened them. And likely resulted in warnings and potential disciplinary action. If we take that to be true, he still couldn’t help himself. If you’re in his position and you’re straying into career threatening behaviour then that’s pretty fucking odd imo. With the £50m budget stuff, you might be giving him too much credit in terms of his knowing it was shite. Either way though, it was clearly info fed by the club for the club’s benefit. Whilst that doesn’t make him seem that credible to me, it’s at least the the sort of stuff driving traffic to the Telegraph and an article he’s written. Much more normal and very much part of his job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: The latest TF episode is a local journos live panel (Hope, Edwards, Downie, Douglas). Anyway, Edwards is talking about Howe and they're talking about how modest he is and how he would hate listening to all the praise he's getting from them for the way he's handled the season and the injury situation etc. Then as an aside Edwards recounts a story one of the coaching staff told him. Apparently Howe's wife has been complaining that they never do anything together in Newcastle. So Eddie takes her to a garden centre. For lunch. He's some boy. Eddie Howe, one of us. Never listening but trying his best to salvage it anyway 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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