Idioteque 0 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Ordering a kebab.....start the detox tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. back of sofa and under bed. Guaranteed. Good work CT. Keep him eating. forgot about that. I accept defeat me weights actually went up bang on 16st now. I'll lose it all this summer like but am definitely gettin fat like. Actually feel rotten today like had the very best of neets as well. Whisky, jagerbombs, lager, wine, fuckin hell. Anyway, I'll honour me bets to Gemmill and CT, where do you want me to send the money? Toonraider was first with her hand up which is fine by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Bordering on drunk in the garden. I love my life. 3 beautiful daughters, 1 bonny lad and a wife that I wouldnt swap for a Champions league cup I say to all you young men find a good woman and treat her like a princess and you'll not go far wrong. I love this forum, I love the vast majority of the posters and even the ones I dont love, Im sure your probably ok in real life. XXXXXXXXXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Lost me debit card, lost me credit card, lost me wallet last neet and I've got £4.67 in me pocket. I wanna a big mac meal and a fuckin sausage n egg mcmuffin but it's £4.98. Eyes like a gerbils fanny today. How can I make 31p appear from no where. back of sofa and under bed. Guaranteed. Good work CT. Keep him eating. forgot about that. I accept defeat me weights actually went up bang on 16st now. I'll lose it all this summer like but am definitely gettin fat like. Actually feel rotten today like had the very best of neets as well. Whisky, jagerbombs, lager, wine, fuckin hell. Anyway, I'll honour me bets to Gemmill and CT, where do you want me to send the money? Btw, can you never just get a normal photo taken without the fucking camera stuck in the shot!!!!!! Remind me a little of oddbod from the carry on screaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Bordering on drunk in the garden. I love my life. 3 beautiful daughters, 1 bonny lad and a wife that I wouldnt swap for a Champions league cup I say to all you young men find a good woman and treat her like a princess and you'll not go far wrong. I love this forum, I love the vast majority of the posters and even the ones I dont love, Im sure your probably ok in real life. XXXXXXXXXX I think you went through the border a few miles back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Btw, can you never just get a normal photo taken without the fucking camera stuck in the shot!!!!!! Ye wanna knock one oot like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I say to all you young men find a good woman and treat her like a princess and you'll not go far wrong. By getting pissed a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Btw, can you never just get a normal photo taken without the fucking camera stuck in the shot!!!!!! Ye wanna knock one oot like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I say to all you young men find a good woman and treat her like a princess and you'll not go far wrong. By getting pissed a lot? :clapping: Having better hair than them is a big no no mind Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Blazing Saddles ITV 4 now! Shouldnt watch when drunk. Pissing myself laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Having better hair than them is a big no no mind Tom. They fucking love it man, Last time I was out two lasses kept asking if I ''back combed'' it or some such. Nah I just have massive shite hair pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Urgh. Cheap(ish) netbook riddled with bad clusters. Have backed up everything I need and will just run the thing into the ground for unimportant stuff until it inevitably becomes properly unusable. You get what you pay for I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Having better hair than them is a big no no mind Tom. They fucking love it man, Last time I was out two lasses kept asking if I ''back combed'' it or some such. Nah I just have massive shite hair pet. Did you bone them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 No. We just talked about hair and went our separate ways. The filthy slags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 105 posts in one day! Got to be a record. And into the top 20 posters of all time. (sorry snakey). And still a week to go before you have me all day, every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 For this I'm expecting exceptional service on Great North Run day. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 .....Im tired, sick and tired of love Ive had my fill of love From below and above..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 For this I'm expecting exceptional service on Great North Run day. I'll take you all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 105 posts in one day! Got to be a record. And into the top 20 posters of all time. (sorry snakey). And still a week to go before you have me all day, every day. You seem proud of that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 For this I'm expecting exceptional service on Great North Run day. I'll take you all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 It's a joisey thing, ya'll wouldn't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 For this I'm expecting exceptional service on Great North Run day. I'll take you all the way two bagger tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Throw out your hands stick out your touche Hands on your hips Give them a push You'll be suprised your doing the French mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 (edited) Having better hair than them is a big no no mind Tom. They fucking love it man, Last time I was out two lasses kept asking if I ''back combed'' it or some such. Nah I just have massive shite hair pet. Surely what they meant is "do you deliver round the tradesman's entrance?" Missed opportunity Tom. Edited May 31, 2011 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Do you ever get song lyrics ridiculously wrong. Like for 15 years thinking lyrics are something they're not. Had the piss ripped out me at the weekend for a line from Take That. For years I thought this was a line, "it only takes a miracle to fall in love, to fall in love", when as I've learned it's "minute girl" not fuckin miracle. What a spaz. There's loads more examples, am I the only one who suffers from this affliction. Another was the loveshack, by B52's I thought it was Lovechild for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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