Kid Dynamite 6053 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Aye Blissfully unaware of how even his mates think he's a cunt. My mate from uni had his in Newquay, went 'coasteering' as an 'activity', got a hairline fracture in his back, spent about six weeks in hospital and had to postpone the wedding for nigh on a year. I went to Vegas for my stag, was about £500 all in. Only 6 of us ended up going as the rest moaned we should be going to Blackpool or Malaga for a piss up and they couldn't afford it Irony being when we went to Malaga for a different lads the next year it cost £500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20027 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) £500 to vegas including flights and hotel and expenses? wow, must have been the dullest ever visit to vegas Edited January 11, 2017 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6053 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Not spending money obviously, but the free drinks in the casino's are infinitely cheaper than a fish bowl in BCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 A stag plying himself with free soft drinks is probably one of few ways to make a trip there unappealing tbf. Were the 6 all family members? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) A stag plying himself with free soft drinks is probably one of few ways to make a trip there unappealing tbf. Were the 6 all family members? Bold question given the stick you get...! Edited January 11, 2017 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) In other news Soulja Boy and Chris Brown are to have a boxing match to settle a feud http://www.rap-up.com/2017/01/10/chris-brown-soulja-boy-to-fight-in-dubai/ They're doing it in Dubai because obviously. EDIT - Mike Tyson is training Brown: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38552656/mike-tyson-will-train-chris-brown-in-his-fight-against-rapper-soulja-boy?intc_type=promo&intc_location=sport&intc_campaign=tysontrainingbrown&intc_linkname=newsbeat_ent_article1 "I'm going to teach him how to bite somebody's ear" - Mike Tyson. Edited January 11, 2017 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4257 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Surely all chris brown needs to do is imagine soulja boy is rihanna and he'll be all set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6053 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 A stag plying himself with free soft drinks is probably one of few ways to make a trip there unappealing tbf. Were the 6 all family members? Says the grown man who goes on holiday with his Mam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14131 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 They're doing it in Dubai because apparently it wasn't already the worst place in the world enough. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12495 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Says the grown man who goes on holiday with his Mam I didn't particularly enjoy my last holiday with them as we're not like minded, I learned my lesson and bowed out last year. I suspect your friends had a similar epiphany pre-Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I knew someone went on a stag do, had a canny drink, no typical stag do t shirt bollocks kind of thing, everyone had a good time but then tragically, a week later, the poor cunt got married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I knew someone went on a stag do, had a canny drink, no typical stag do t shirt bollocks kind of thing, everyone had a good time but then tragically, a week later, the poor cunt got married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6053 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I didn't particularly enjoy my last holiday with them as we're not like minded, I learned my lesson and bowed out last year. I suspect your friends had a similar epiphany pre-Vegas I heard your fatha needs viagra when he's banging a munter too. You're not as different as you think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 You do have to question why Quiff made that particular issue known on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39061 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 you don't really think my stag-do will be anything like the nightmare scenario I just described, do you? Bitch please. " Ooh, I've burnt my tongue on this tiny portion of English food, can one of you guys pass me a frozen grape?...... Guys?...... Guuu-uuuys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 " Ooh, I've burnt my tongue on this tiny portion of English food, can one of you guys pass me a frozen grape?...... Guys?...... Guuu-uuuys? Excuse me, waiter, could you get me a glass, not a thimble, of cool water, please? What? You are not in in the habit of serving water in thimbles? Au contraire, my befuddled looking friend, all the hotels do it and if said tall cool glass of water does not arrive in good time, then I have to tell you that I have a not insubstantial following who listen to my podcast. Do you really want Josh from Lewisham to think twice about taking himself and Emma to your establishment when I've elaborated on 'Newcastle Natter' over this misplaced cockiness? You must've recorded that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39061 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 I nicked it from @StAgBaNtZDave, his 53rd account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14131 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 The Fish wouldn't care about what someone from Lewisham thinks, we're not on the tube after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 You do have to question why Quiff made that particular issue known on here Tbf @@Gemmill who is much, much my senior went away with family and didn't elaborate when I pressed the issue. Happy to shield him from this though..you're welcome bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16948 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Fight racism. Get paid for dating minorities. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38606507/student-raises-more-than-10000-after-parents-cut-her-off-over-black-boyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Another day in the lives of SJWs. Such heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Fight racism. Get paid for dating minorities. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38606507/student-raises-more-than-10000-after-parents-cut-her-off-over-black-boyfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Got in today to a message from an ex-lass on Facebook. I was temporarily excited, seeing as she was canny filthy, that it might have to led to a couple of one-off sex adventures but she just wanted to see if I had seen a film and if it was any good. Might delete my account to make sure that kind of time wasting can't happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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