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Is Free Willy what your lass calls the operation to get your trousers off when you're pissed as a fart on erdinger and you tell her you need a piss, can't hold it in and are are struggling to get your Steve McQueens off?
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Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
"Come 'ed, neck yer ale, lad, we're going to be late for the kick off at the Dickie Hill!" -
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RobinRobin replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Did my law degree there. About the time they burned down Toxteth. 🙂 -
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He’s the one that they want.
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Go Greek lightning ?
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The Marie Curie advert when the woman says they gave her the "amazing gift" of being there at her Dad's last breath. Believe me, it's not a fucking gift.
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Have you not seen Free Willy, the fuckers can jump!
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Tak it good and proper
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comicoliver07 joined the community
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Ayatollah Hermione replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Didn’t Birmingham play in it under Hughton the year after they won the Carabao -
Abso-fucking-lutely. We wanted Elanga for Anderson. We got the GK for Anderson. They want Barnes for Ramsay? Guess what you beige bitches, have we got a deal for you?
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Craig replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I mean you know that whole thing of be careful what you name your kid, you don’t want them to have the piss taken out of them … yeah, that! -
Once they witness you on a paddleboard, they’ll soon fuck off, don’t you worry about that.
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Kid Dynamite replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ipswich played in the UEFA Cup after being relegated to the Championship in 02/03. They got in on their fair play ranking or similar -
Huijsen to Real Madrid confirmed.
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This entirely. I can’t see Chelsea winning at Forest. A draw maybe. Villa will likely beat Man Utd so we need 3 points from the final two games.
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thebrokendoll replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
can't for the life of me think why there'd be any need for a legal firm in liverpool? -
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Andrew replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Yeah they would, why wouldn't they? -
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Tom replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Fucking hell -
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Craig replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Catchy https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c9dq5d41p33o -
I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff.
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So he's off against his will then.
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I don't know like, you'd still get wykiki moaning about his bike ride being held up by your funeral cortege, DEAD CUNTS