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  1. Prolapsed Anus Eaters v Preston North End - 25 Oct @ 19:45

    Happy Face,
    • 185 replies
    • 10.6k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  2. Promotion

    Rayvin,
    • 138 replies
    • 11k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  3. Bukkake Loving, Shit Eating Roustabouts v Ipswich / 22nd Oct / 15:00

    wykikitoon,
    • 128 replies
    • 9k views
    David Kelly
    David Kelly

  4. An Academy 11

    The Fish,
    • 42 replies
    • 3.6k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  5. Rafa's Trichomoniasis Riddled Shithouses V Barnsley / 18th October / 7.45pm KO

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 131 replies
    • 8k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  6. Jonjo Shelvey

    StoneColdStephenIreland,
    • 347 replies
    • 27.2k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  7. The Old Guard

    The Fish,
    • 24 replies
    • 2.4k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  8. Players we missed out on

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 36 replies
    • 3.9k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  9. J69's discarded soiled knicker sniffers vs Brentford

    TheGingerQuiff,
    • 135 replies
    • 12.6k views
    David Kelly
    David Kelly

  10. Truffle Butter Scoffing Parasites V Rotherham / 1st October / 3pm KO

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 155 replies
    • 10.3k views
    adios
    adios

  11. The new England manager

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 19 replies
    • 1.9k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  12. Fanny frigging, freak felchers v Norwich - Wed 28/09 @ 19:45

    Happy Face,
    • 258 replies
    • 17.2k views
    adios
    adios

  13. The Utter Beige v Colback's Used Nickleback Tampax Suckers

    sammynb,
    • 177 replies
    • 11.7k views
    Howay
    Howay

  14. Inane Motherfucking Necrophiliacs V Preston / 24th October / EFL

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 12 replies
    • 1.5k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  15. Newcastle v Preston

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 4 replies
    • 1.1k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  16. What should the next match thread call NUFC?

    Happy Face,
    • 46 replies
    • 3.7k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  17. Pedlar of the Putrid Prick, Aficionados of the Foetid Fanny vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (Cup version)

    The Fish,
    • 85 replies
    • 6k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  18. The new class

    The Fish,
    • 17 replies
    • 1.9k views
    PaddockLad
    PaddockLad

  19. Rafa'd

    The Fish,
    • 66 replies
    • 5.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  20. Colossal Collection of Cunterheads v Wolves - Sat 17 Sept @ 3pm

    Happy Face,
    • 191 replies
    • 11.5k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  21. Away games

    Leon,
    • 10 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  22. Forest Away - December 03

    wykikitoon,
    • 7 replies
    • 1.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  23. Ticket for QPR

    loonyTOON,
    • 2 replies
    • 1k views
    loonyTOON
    loonyTOON

  24. QPR vs Jamaal's Jizz Junkies - Tues 13 Sep - 7.45pm Kick off

    TheGingerQuiff,
    • 283 replies
    • 17.7k views
    Howay
    Howay

  25. Derby County v Necrotising Anal Fistula Lickers. 10 Sep. 5:30 K.O.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 157 replies
    • 10.2k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  26. First starting XI after the window

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 6 replies
    • 1.6k views
    rogerbarton
    rogerbarton

  27. Christian Atsu

    Howay,
    • 8 replies
    • 2.3k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  28. Daryl Murphy

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 31 replies
    • 4.6k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  29. Rotten Negligent Blundering Clampits V Brighton / Championship / 27th August / 5.30 KO

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 187 replies
    • 12k views
    LooneyToony
    LooneyToony

  30. Derby County - 10th Sept. £58 (Ticket and Travel)

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 0 replies
    • 3k views
    Ugly Mackems
    Ugly Mackems

  31. Bristol City vs Paul's pod of fucking penes

    TheGingerQuiff,
    • 147 replies
    • 10.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  32. Utter fucking jizzbuckets v Reading

    wykikitoon,
    • 360 replies
    • 18.8k views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  33. Other games 16/17

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 1.9k replies
    • 108.2k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  34. Ineffectual Cocksnot Gargling Fuckpigs V Cheltenham - EFL Cup 2016/17 - 2nd Round / 23 August

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 242 replies
    • 13k views
    Happy Face
    Happy Face

  35. NUFC v Huddersfield - 13 August @ 3pm

    Happy Face,
    • 277 replies
    • 20.9k views
    Howay
    Howay

  36. AWAY DAYS TRAVEL

    Jamieheron,
    • 8 replies
    • 1.9k views
    Jamieheron
    Jamieheron

  37. Mo Diame

    gpirlo68,
    • 20 replies
    • 3k views
    adios
    adios

  38. Ciaran Clark

    The Fish,
    • 66 replies
    • 8k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  39. 2016/2017 Predictions contest

    Happy Face,
    • 432 replies
    • 28.3k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  40. Fulham vs Newcastle at Craven Cottage

    Andrew,
    • 358 replies
    • 28.8k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

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