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  1. Eddie Howe + Gemmill's Gleaming Glee Club vs. Ted Lasso's Dirty Leeds

    Meenzer,
    • 334 replies
    • 16.1k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  2. Combined XIs

    The Fish,
    • 39 replies
    • 1.9k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  3. Brenda's Brussels Sprout Farts vs. Eddie and Gemmill's Christmas Crackers

    Meenzer,
    • 309 replies
    • 14.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  4. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2022

    Tom,
    • 18 replies
    • 6.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  5. Eddie Howe and Gemmill's Current Hyperefficient Dreamboats vs. Eddie Howe's Former Wimpy Kids

    Meenzer,
    • 149 replies
    • 7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  6. Feyenoord Magpies

    Howmanheyman,
    • 1 reply
    • 569 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  7. FA Cup 2023

    The Fish,
    • 40 replies
    • 2.8k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  8. Patreon Christmas Charity Donation - The Poll is Live

    Andrew,
    • 7 replies
    • 668 views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  9. Eddie Howe's Gemmill-Gladdening Shootout Kings vs. Harry Potter's Serial Underwhelmers

    Meenzer,
    • 330 replies
    • 17.7k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  10. Gemmill's Squad Rotation Mags vs. (checks notes) Patrick Vieira's Eagles, apparently

    Meenzer,
    • 269 replies
    • 12.6k views
    Tom
    Tom

  11. Ralph Wiggum's Double-Barrels vs. Eddie Howe's Glorious Gemmill-Gratifiers

    Meenzer,
    • 468 replies
    • 19.9k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  12. We've Got Miggy + Gemmill On The Wings vs. Danks For The Emeries FC

    Meenzer,
    • 471 replies
    • 20.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  13. Unai Emery for our next home game!

    scoobos,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  14. Talk of The Tyne message board....gone?

    LALASAM,
    • 9 replies
    • 1k views
    Surreymag
    Surreymag

  15. YourNameHere@New White Hart Lane vs. Eddie's Auspicious Aramco Army + Gemmill

    Meenzer,
    • 318 replies
    • 14.9k views
    Surreymag
    Surreymag

  16. Steady Eddie's No-Ceiling Ambitions vs. Fat Frank's Gemmill-Defying Cloggers

    Meenzer,
    • 282 replies
    • 12.2k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  17. Patreon Funds - Nominate your charities!

    Tom,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  18. Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards

    tooner,
    • 338 replies
    • 14.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  19. Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets

    tooner,
    • 246 replies
    • 11.2k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  20. ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA F.C. vs. Eddie's Magnificent Sicknote Warriors

    tooner,
    • 211 replies
    • 10.4k views
    tooner
    tooner

  21. Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth - QEII Sombre Edition

    wykikitoon,
    • 304 replies
    • 11.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  22. Karius

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 3 replies
    • 540 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  23. The battle of the VAR bitches: Eddie's sausage shakers v Old Big Eyes' East Enders, featuring the Bruno v Paqueta subplot

    Dr Gloom,
    • 11 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  24. International relationship Newcastle / Gelsenkirchen

    Hintermann,
    • 29 replies
    • 2.2k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  25. Hamstrings.

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 4 replies
    • 787 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  26. Extra Time on Extra Time Hating Bastards v Exhibition Building Loving, Shandy Drinking Fannies

    wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 19.5k views
    Alex
    Alex

  27. Who are Newcastle's biggest rivals?

    KnowRivalryJR,
    • 11 replies
    • 1.4k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  28. Howe's that for a bunch of Cripples v Here's our Graham with a Quick Reminder what a bunch of Shits We are

    wykikitoon,
    • 652 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  29. Newcastle United supporters research questionnaire

    Firthy101,
    • 9 replies
    • 594 views
    Craig
    Craig

  30. Come On Eileen, You Boring Wanderers v Wor Alex ABBA Loving Mags!

    wykikitoon,
    • 296 replies
    • 10.1k views
    Tom
    Tom

  31. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.4k replies
    • 265.7k views
    toonotl
    toonotl

  32. Howe's The Pedro Pursuit You Ask? v Mike Deans Mellon Munchers

    wykikitoon,
    • 238 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  33. eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare

    thebrokendoll,
    • 468 replies
    • 20.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  34. League Cup Draw/League Cup Thread

    Tom,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.4k views
    Tom
    Tom

  35. “When Seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think Eddie’s Fishers of Men will be thrown into the sea.”

    PaddockLad,
    • 252 replies
    • 13.6k views
    ShorehamSeagull
    ShorehamSeagull

  36. Eddie’s Impassable Picket Line vs Scabs.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 273 replies
    • 12.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  37. St James’ Park

    Craig,
    • 434 replies
    • 28.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  38. Other Games 22/23

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5.2k replies
    • 258.9k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  39. Predictions 22/23

    wykikitoon,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.3k views
    GrahamTaylor5
    GrahamTaylor5

  40. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 22/23

    Andrew,
    • 39 replies
    • 6.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

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