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  1. Unai Emery for our next home game!

    scoobos,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Craig
    Craig

  2. Talk of The Tyne message board....gone?

    LALASAM,
    • 9 replies
    • 1k views
    Surreymag
    Surreymag

  3. YourNameHere@New White Hart Lane vs. Eddie's Auspicious Aramco Army + Gemmill

    Meenzer,
    • 318 replies
    • 14.9k views
    Surreymag
    Surreymag

  4. Steady Eddie's No-Ceiling Ambitions vs. Fat Frank's Gemmill-Defying Cloggers

    Meenzer,
    • 282 replies
    • 12.2k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  5. Patreon Funds - Nominate your charities!

    Tom,
    • 14 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Tom
    Tom

  6. Erik ten HAAG-kaloogies vs, Eddie's United Camping Bastards

    tooner,
    • 338 replies
    • 14.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

  7. Eddie's Neonicotinoid Laden Bastards VS. Thomas's Hair Nets

    tooner,
    • 246 replies
    • 11.2k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  8. ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA F.C. vs. Eddie's Magnificent Sicknote Warriors

    tooner,
    • 211 replies
    • 10.4k views
    tooner
    tooner

  9. Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth - QEII Sombre Edition

    wykikitoon,
    • 304 replies
    • 11.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  10. Karius

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 3 replies
    • 540 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  11. The battle of the VAR bitches: Eddie's sausage shakers v Old Big Eyes' East Enders, featuring the Bruno v Paqueta subplot

    Dr Gloom,
    • 11 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  12. International relationship Newcastle / Gelsenkirchen

    Hintermann,
    • 29 replies
    • 2.2k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  13. Hamstrings.

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 4 replies
    • 787 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  14. Extra Time on Extra Time Hating Bastards v Exhibition Building Loving, Shandy Drinking Fannies

    wykikitoon,
    • 484 replies
    • 19.5k views
    Alex
    Alex

  15. Who are Newcastle's biggest rivals?

    KnowRivalryJR,
    • 11 replies
    • 1.4k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  16. Howe's that for a bunch of Cripples v Here's our Graham with a Quick Reminder what a bunch of Shits We are

    wykikitoon,
    • 652 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  17. Newcastle United supporters research questionnaire

    Firthy101,
    • 9 replies
    • 594 views
    Craig
    Craig

  18. Come On Eileen, You Boring Wanderers v Wor Alex ABBA Loving Mags!

    wykikitoon,
    • 296 replies
    • 10.1k views
    Tom
    Tom

  19. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.3k replies
    • 263.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  20. Howe's The Pedro Pursuit You Ask? v Mike Deans Mellon Munchers

    wykikitoon,
    • 238 replies
    • 8.5k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  21. eddie's toothless triers v's pep's teeth like amity's worst fucking nightmare

    thebrokendoll,
    • 468 replies
    • 20.2k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  22. League Cup Draw/League Cup Thread

    Tom,
    • 20 replies
    • 1.4k views
    Tom
    Tom

  23. “When Seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think Eddie’s Fishers of Men will be thrown into the sea.”

    PaddockLad,
    • 252 replies
    • 13.6k views
    ShorehamSeagull
    ShorehamSeagull

  24. Eddie’s Impassable Picket Line vs Scabs.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 273 replies
    • 12.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  25. St James’ Park

    Craig,
    • 434 replies
    • 28.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  26. Other Games 22/23

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 5.2k replies
    • 258.9k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  27. Predictions 22/23

    wykikitoon,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.3k views
    GrahamTaylor5
    GrahamTaylor5

  28. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 22/23

    Andrew,
    • 39 replies
    • 6.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  29. ownership attendance questionnaire

    EuanAyrton,
    • 7 replies
    • 990 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  30. Help with matchday pubs etc

    KetteringMag,
    • 24 replies
    • 1.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  31. Pre-season Games

    Polarboy,
    • 513 replies
    • 24.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  32. The women's Euro's 2022

    Tom,
    • 185 replies
    • 8.8k views
    MMXXVIII
    MMXXVIII

  33. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 9.9k replies
    • 574.3k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  34. 2022/23 First Team Squad

    wykikitoon,
    • 52 replies
    • 5k views
    Craig
    Craig

  35. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 369 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  36. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 375 replies
    • 21.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  37. 22/23 Fixtures

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 63 replies
    • 3.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  38. 2022/2023 Prem Sack Race

    wykikitoon,
    • 5 replies
    • 603 views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  39. Goal(s) of the season

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  40. n.u.s.t., is there any point in them?

    thebrokendoll,
    • 64 replies
    • 6k views
    Alex
    Alex

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