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What the fuck did I do? Get your convicts right man woman man.

I can’t remember how this came about but

It keeps Villa in the bottom three which is the important thing.

So we've turned into Stevie then.

I'm here, I agree, what a cunt... Jack Colback is.

CT now at the stage where he can’t even be arsed to pretend he’s doing the stuff he would normally like to do if he could be arsed

You all type the same to him.

No fist that's ADD, ADS is more look at me, often suffered by cabbies and hack journos.

I stopped reading halfway throug… … squirrel!

First question- “ Hands up if you’re not a cunt? “

https://www.saip.gov.sa/en/contact-us/

Taken down by the Saudis obviously, good lads.

Back to being shite and awful to watch.

Alive alive oh, Alive alive oh, Stephen Ireland's two grannies, Alive alive oh...

The late, great Clive James said "She never lets the words or melody get in her way. She is us, without the fear of failure."

Still, at least your merchandise is selling well.

The takeover feels like this

He shone, relatively speaking in a poor side by putting a bit of effort in but it soon became apparent he was pretty ordinary (even in the championship he was one of the poorer midfielders). But it’s Ashley’s fault. He was only signed because he was available on a free. Annoying as it is anyone would’ve hung around picking up the wages no other team would’ve been prepared to pay him.

He's only won 2 games since saying that

Someone isn’t quiet today:

I don’t care how we play, or which players we use, I just want to beat these fucking beige cunts every time. 1-0 will do me fine, but I’d like to embarrass them again if at all possible.

It would be great to help this lot towards relegation

it's a bit car crash at first

Tbf he wasn’t able to process what he was being told because his granny had just passed away

Third season of Ozark is good

I believe him, the only thing he would be bothered about is no replies

I know it was Escher, before anyone starts

All thriller, no filler. If there's a heaven, Clive James will hear her before he sees her. PRACATAN!

Apologies for creating a new thread for this when there is already an existing one, but a piece of news as key as this is for the future of the club deserves a thread of its own IMO. Can you believe it, after all these years we've finally officially released Jack facking Colback. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-jack-colback-sterry-released-18473162

Aww For some inexplicable reason, she was booked to play the music tent at the Lewisham People's Day summer fair a couple of years ago. Of course I went. She was magnificent. Here's the setlist. https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/margarita-pracatan/2017/mountsfield-park-catford-england-3e47193.html

Sunderland couldn’t afford him man

Attention doesn't bother me so just letting you guys know, if that's ok, guys? Guys! Guys? Guys, a little input would be a bit appreciated here.

Fuck rotating for the cup, get these cunts down.

True and I don’t mind the idea of doing it but it shouldn’t be the main reason. Mind, they could’ve just seen his ball retention stats and not realised he played about 50 sideways 5-yard passes per match

That said, good fucking riddance

The first step to enlightenment is acceptance of one’s faults.

I’m so fucking fat I really can’t contain myself at the minute. I’ve been up and down and up and down........ Ive said before that I never thought anything would compete with the Metecting years, but this going through. Fucking hell. I’m so obese

Not only does he not drink but from this photo he doesn't even know what a pub is.

He’s desperately searching for reasons the deal may not go through but seemingly blind to how stupid and clueless it’s making him look. Probably due to how clueless and stupid he is

Still funny

Must have looked at him a bit foreign.

You'd think they'd have learnt their lesson by now like

Mad giving him the gig in the first place

Cats. Honestly, nowhere near as bad as the reviews suggest.

Like a scene from Game of Thrones that.