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Buzz Aldrin had the right idea

Watching him tonight and I've a massive smile on my face knowing we got £30 million for that useless cunt.

Who? Me? You cheeky cunt

Alive is a shit Pearl Jam song and seeing they were the work of the devil, those fuckers will still be here with Keith when the world ends.

OutRun is an outrageously good game tbf

Klose but no cigar

Swansea will be alright, Burnley could struggle but they invested well last summer and will likely do the same this time. West Brom could have a hard time, they've a really old squad. Bournemouth can't afford to have as poor a summer of signings as they did last time. There are less than 10 points between 17th and 8th as it stands, any of those teams could have a crap summer and be in real danger.

Watford definitely. Another manager down and a team full of average players.

I think Brighton will go down. They had a lot of luck with refs and late goals this season. That won't happen in the prem.

I determine it fucker.

FTMPAFTG. Free Ticket Makems Plus A Fiver To Go.. Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier on wearside.SMB 0 v 5 Porto. They've been going on for weeks about giving their young 'starlets' a chance .As they're totally skint we could be laughing at their shite youngins next season in the pub league.

yep..... what knackers..... had red numbers in the 50s till 80s.... from what I remember anyway...... not the 50s bit mind that's more Noelie's dept

An excellent precis of everything Wolfy has ever posted.

Have to say we're far more likely to go for a foreign, overseas model. At £20m maybe we can make that work but still...

What are the odds on her being flat-chested.

BBC man has just ushered away a young lady by the breast!