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Poo Geordie tbh

Newcastle 26 Darlow 17 Krafth 2 Clark 18 Fernandez 5 Schär 15 Willems 8 Shelvey 43 Shortstaff 14 Hayden 11 Ritchie 13 Muto

a hugely irrelevant thread this! our inability to win anything of any note from 1969 to september 2008 could probably be described as something of a footballing anomaly for a club of newcastle's stature. we had opportunities to break this duck, a couple of times in the 70s and obviously more recently in the keegan and robson eras, fucking hell, even the hated souness progressed as far as a quarter and a semi final in the same season. sadly on most occasions our players did a remarkable act of imitating rabbits caught in cars headlights for the big occasion! that all changed in a match against hull when a ground which should've been empty sang nasty songs about mike ashley. so began his vindictive hatred of us. the fat cunt doesn't want us to win a trophy, he was probably pissed off we didn't finish second in each of the championship seasons. us having any kind of reason to be happy will bring the cunt out in some kind of fireplace puking rage. in fact, at the risk of putting meself up there with the man on the moon and two towers conspiracies, i'm utterly convinced pardew was under instructions not to win derby games! forget this one lads, it's not going to happen. if not tonight, then certainly in the very near future, our exit is predetermined.

Did anyone know the existence of the word "prorogue' before this summer? 🤔

Bury gone. Bolton given a reprieve because they’re already in administration(?) FA silent. They started all this though. Them and fuckin Spurs...

For fuck's sake, stop sugar coating it

Don't forget the constant fake injuries.

You chat incessant shite, talk about professional athletes being cowards constantly and lie about a military career. I feel bad for your family you mouth breathing cunt

Woah woah woah! I don’t want any aggro with a former toon army foot soldier.

'Ah fucking said, 'eh?' If you didn't hear iz the first time, Guinness boy.'

What accent was "FCB" written in?

Coil to the Soil sounds like an al fresco shitting convention.

Journalists and editors warning them they'd get banned from old trafford?

Where's the sick bucket?

Could fill a book with what you aren’t aware of

Leicester is very atractive team to go... I mean, you have win a lot of tittles with Celtic...every year the same. Leicester has econoic potential to ending Top8 in Premier League and keep growing every year a little.

Thing is, his stock wouldn't rise any higher by winning trebles in the Scottish league. Celtic are just a well supported club in a shitty league, like Anderlecht or Olympiacos. Winning something, anything with Leicester is a better point on his CV than winning a treble treble at Celtic. Hell, not even winning something, just getting them competing for Cups and finishing top half consistently.

And hes right, looking at their list of recent managers, they all won leagues and cups and stuff, but not one of them would get near an actual big job. They get to lower prem of championship clubs at best, maybe the scotland or ireland jobs if they're scottish or irish.

Tell you what like, Scottish football was interesting when there were two teams but now with just the one it’s fucking fascinating

Aye, someone told him it was closer to London than Edinburgh.