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Just the Guardian shit-stirring I reckon. It still hasn’t happened so they’ve regurgitated an old story. The ‘top 6’ supporting football hipster wank stains

They’re real- I’ve got one on my FB. This guy is a former copper, who’s been regularly kicking off about the “biased press” criticism of the Tory govt. Clearly the unanimous response from across the full political spectrum of this “biased press” broke him yesterday. (This was in response to my posting the picture, with no comment, of the Barnard Castle town sign made to resemble and eye test. )

County.

@Kid Dynamite, this is your field mate. ( mental breakdown,I mean, not knicker sniffing pervery ).

My guy, talking about myyyy guy, my guy.

*opens can*

Look if your not into balaclavas in the bedroom mate that's your business

My (Sinn Fein) MP replied to me saying ‘BRITS OUT!’

50,000+ excess deaths and it takes this for people to see through Johnson ffs

Chortle

I'm the last person to buy into conspiracy theories, but given we know the government started out wanting this to spread through the population, they didn't expect people to actually adhere to the lockdown guidance they eventually issued, and they now have a story at their disposal that's making even reasonable people say "fuck it" and ignore the advice... Now about that denpressure....

Fucks sake, that fella wants to spend 4 years supporting Corbyn Fucking relentless media negativity. And aye, it's draining indeed. Buckle up though snowflake.

'What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop mocking Dom now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will detail your every infringement of social distancing rules'.

https://apple.news/AwR20p0VvQWGXHecRi_nfzg I notice this has been quietly buried amidst all the Cummings stories. They can’t help themselves, these fuckers

What a pair!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/26/dominic-cummings-boris-johnson-terrified-sack-him

Ordered one each of ; Styrian Bobek,Cascade, and Lemongrass Pale Ale 5 litre keg (3.9%) and Mango, Lime, andBlack Pepper Pale Ale 5 litre keg (3.9%). #fuckcans

I will!

Johnson gave the green light to Cummings tour of County Durham Cummings knows where all the Vote Leave bodies are buried

How generous of you.

Not seen it no. Neither has the kid though

Calling out around Wearside Are you ready for a brand new beat? Eternal Winter's there and the time is right For shitting in the street They're shitting in Roker (shiting in the street) Down in Pennywell (shitting in the street) In Hendon (shiting in the street) All we need is blue pop, sweet blue pop There'll be blue pop everywhere There'll be defecating, urinating, and spice being taken Shitting in the street

Fill yer boots

Interesting

According to Hope the PL got the report two weeks ago. I think it’s crucial if there was a direct link established between beoutq and the investment fund or the government. Otherwise it will be the same as with the murder of Kashoggi which is highly suspicious regarding the involvement of high profile figures but unlikely to get proven beyond reasonable doubt.

Lol, laterz

Trannies? Have you seen the UDA drag act she usually seen standing beside?

Who the fuck would want the job right now. We are heading the worst depression in living memory, maybe ever. If Starmer was somehow in the position to take it it is well and truly a poisoned chalice. No thanks.

Watched the trailer and it looked as pretentious as fuck.

I think Gove started to say he'd done a bit of a test drive with his wife after drinking or doing coke then realised that was a tad iffy

Mad that we are now relying on Piers Morgan for good

Hope it involves braying them all over in a pub car park

I like the idea of him flooring it down the A68 being guided only by the force.

He’s clearly on a mission to not accept he did a single thing wrong or say sorry about anything. Even though a bit of contrition would probably go a long way. If he’d pitched up and said “I did what I did in good conscience, in hindsight I may have made different decisions, sorry” he could probably move on

R-R-R-R-REMIX!

What do you call a MLF cracking open the champagne? “ Waiter!”

:lol:

Just seen Cummings referred to as Superdry Gollum. Can't see today getting any better than that.