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I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters!6 points
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Woodwork friends!4 points
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'I mean public beheadings and executing journalists is one thing but a policy of austerity is just too much.'4 points
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It would actually be more like not going out on a date with a gagging for it Salma Hayek for fear you might get into an accident on the way.3 points
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He was playing for your side.3 points
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Hats off to the mackems - this season they’ve really cemented their place as both a League One side and the third best team in the North East. Great stuff and I look forward to seeing what they can achieve next season with their 18 year old chairman3 points
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Whilst I agree with the sentiment, I’m pretty sure Fat Lad Mike isn’t voting Labour anytime soon. I’ve reconciled myself with the idea that if we must have cunts owning our club, let’s have the worlds biggest, richest cunts.3 points
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Is this CT baiting?2 points
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Put Jenas in for his crimes against punditry and commentary2 points
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Shit news. Hope something comes up for you sooner rather than later. And honestly, I've always thought you have a flare for very funny writing, maybe if you think outside the box you can career change to something more suiting your talents? My last day in my job today and my last in the NHS for 20 years as it happens. Im about to find out what it's like working in the real world.2 points
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Mine before and after. Including removal of a bomb shelter (actually probably a very large coal bunker).2 points
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Not sure I'd get rid of the lawn like. Especially with a dog? You can get robot lawn mowers now too although I hear they are as shit as Roombas. J69's conversion looks class. Well worth it, if you're planning to live there a while.2 points
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If it was, I'd have been all2 points
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One slot for the car, one for the horse cart. Got ya.2 points
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Looks like Paul Chuckle at the Whitby Goth fest. (And yes, I know who Gerry Francis is )2 points
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There should be a sub category ‘Without Michael Owen’ just like when the bookies give odds on highest league finish ‘Without Celtic/Rangers’.2 points
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How did I miss this cunt… … oh, I didn’t see the fucking midget down there.2 points
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We can still put them outside of Gemmill's skillset though right?2 points
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I’d say that cuntishness includes violent acts, but lack of violence doesn’t preclude cuntishness. Owen being the prime example. Opposite ends of the spectrum there- Southall- top fucking bloke, in all aspects I’m aware of. Owen - cunt.2 points
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I hope they haven't 'peaked' their slump too early.2 points
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Real nurses?2 points
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Nee David Speedie?!?!? I'm voting for the cunt who started this poll, the useless cunt!!!2 points
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hat doffed to cheltenham town for their promotion to the third division. have always followed their fortunes since being down here, have been a sporadic visitor to their matches over the years, they need to change their strips, it's really difficult to get passionate about a team in red and white stripes.2 points
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That’s a terrible slur on the poor dunce, and you should, for legal reasons, back up your awful accusations with, at the very least, a link to said pictures. Allegedly.2 points
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Ah shit, HMHM. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully it ends up being a good thing for you in the long run. I agree with Renton about your writing. Love reading your stuff - a sitcom with a Ryder-inspired main character almost writes itself.1 point
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I reckon we’re 10 years, at the most, from an actual version of The Running Man.1 point
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I guess that rules out the return of Pickford then.1 point
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That alone puts him in the top three surely.1 point
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Watching this video, all I could think was "I bet this is how @ewerklives".1 point
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They better hope no fans are let in before it's all played out, atmosphere would be splendidly poison, which would help no end when 3/4 of the squad are out of contract in the summer and will therefore be less than incenitivised to be "playing for the shirt".1 point
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Yeah but he's a cunt.1 point
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"Sport"1 point
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I hope they haven't. They'd never recover from being acronymed by essembee1 point
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I hire a buggy whenever I play😁1 point
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And you can fuck right off.1 point
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Paul Merson Phil big nose Thompson Nigel de Jong Dennis Wise Callum McManaman Richard hairy hands Keys1 point
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Because the Saudis are less despicable than the Tories?1 point
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Well yes, our luck is historically terrible, sometimes massively so but I wouldn’t call them lucky either. All they have is Greggs and a Kwik Fit.1 point
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Wayne’s wife does.1 point
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If I knew how to shift all the “cunt” comments from here in to the Cunt Hall of Fame thread I’ve just made, I would. Feels a bit shite hijacking Shearer’s Hall of Fame with a list of cunts If one of the more competent mods or admins could sort my shit out, I’d be grateful, thankee very much yas indeed @Tom @Meenzer @Andrew @Ant1 point
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Owen of c1 point
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Iirc Robbie Savage has an entire area of his walk in wardrobe in his house dedicated to his collection of fedora hats. Knowing that about him makes him even more annoying to me.1 point
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I honestly don’t even give Ferdinand the benefit of doubt that he’s on the wind up, I genuinely think the bloke is just thick as fuck. Mentioning Gareth Barry in the same sentence as the level of player you won’t include along with Shearer . It’s a non-argument, the bloke has the most goals in the competition, if he’s not in it then it’s a farce that’s exactly why he was the first one in along with Henry.1 point
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aye, keane's a cunt no doubt about that, but sometimes it's almost like he's deliberately over thinking his cunty remarks in order to court controversy. cuntishness has to come naturally and should be free flowing, both pardew and bruce deliver this with aplomb!1 point
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This a thousand times this!! Accept Fish's sentiment as a perfectly acceptable plan B though1 point
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I think he is. He’s thick enough to have forgotten about it1 point
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If he doesn’t like the PL’s hall of fame he should just buy his own one.1 point
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Do it yourself, you lazy shite. https://www.bookemon.com/create-book1 point
