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Man who negotiates contract for a living complains about the contract he negotiated. Boris Johnsonesque.

Probably ManUtd pushing him on this so a lower fee can be negotiated. Still what a massive prick Ashworth has turned out to be though.

Looks like Matt Ritchie is coming for MF's job. TBH if I had to chose one of our current players who seems like they'd enjoy murdering hookers and burying them in the woods then Ritchie is the first that springs to mind.

You've all accidentally toggled it into nostalgia mode, 2002 edition. Settings>Internet time>nostalgia mode. 👍

Im thinking back to the start of the season when Jamie Sketchers told Sky viewers De Zerbi may be THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD

I thought it was Monkfish.

Danny Welbeck. 15 seasons under his belt as a regular starter for Man Utd, Arsenal and Brighton. 68 goals. An average of 4.5 a season. He makes Shola look prolific

Tbf I thought it was going to be monty don getting out of the car 😂

Foden is not too bad as well.

Same here.

Was about to post similar so not just you.

Is this place running horribly slow for everyone or just me? Taking ages to load pages.

My worry would be that that information has been leaked because his agent wants it to be released.

But Whickham and West Auckland are both in county Durham marra. Must have been a fifth column of fans of massive lads with a grudge against toilets.

Uncle Freddie?

Infiltrated by mysterious mag fans once again! Will it never end? Secretly drifting in and out when they know the MLF one punch hard cunts are visiting their relatives out of town. Damn you all!!

Oh no it isnt

I do love how they make the SoL seem like such a lovely place.

Sorry

If you’d set off back then you could’ve been on the moon by now. Makes you think

It's always the little ones who are most radgie. At school there was a lad simply called "Ginger" who was a really short and a complete psycho. Often the same for dogs too.

FYP

Looking into Carragher might also be rewarding. The mental gymnastics he's having to perform are olympic worthy. From quadruple hints barely a month ago to 'they've overachieved this season' and now trying to keep a straight face because Slot is possibly everything he said was wrong with the Ten Hag appointment.

So he never won anything in his time there, they were massively mediocre and is considered part of the best defence they ever had. Seems about right for makems.

Circumnavigated the globe 10 times over, impressive. Whereas mine made 10 miles. I doubt I've driven half that distance in my life like.

What he lacks in height, he makes up for in radge

Things you love to see. #1

He'll need a ladder to get into the fucker, he's only 4'6

let's see your best klopp memes please. i've got a liverpool mate to wind up

lazy bacterium ✅

One of the best central defenders to have ever played the game. For Sunderland in the 60s

🎶He walked into my life And now his moaning's over And it's beautiful I think it's beautiful Can't you see, it's fucking LFC You really must agree together they are deplorable But we are beautiful Beautiful We are beautiful🎵

RIP to a man I honestly thought was already long dead. That's a good innings as they say. I loved David Kelly amongst others yet in reality, as massive a cult hero he is, he was usually a lower league player. I'm pretty sure most of Hurley's seasons are Sunderland were in division two but they loved him and there's nothing wrong with that. His first ever game for Sunderland was in a seven nil defeat so it's good to know they've always been a basket case of a club.

If we can follow that up with "and who the fuck is Charlie Hurley?" that would be great.

Let's start with "who the fuck is Dodds?!" and go from there.

more like peter griffin

Due to your sunny disposition I suggest you put the book down and read something a bit more uplifting.