Dazzler

According to RTG Beheddie kicks off half time by casting the first stone at a gay lady buried up to her neck in the centre circle. The flags for the pre-match waving are wrapped around a rock so each person in attendance can have a go. Also, because Saudi is a dry country, there is no alcohol in the ground, as well as no bacon, and you have to swear allegiance to MBS. Though the pre-match flag display will say Khashoggi was besties with Bin Laden and "deserved it". It sounds like a rip-roaring time. (Bringing of child brides is optional). However, in the real world (and times may have changed since I last went) they get a handful of club footed chubbers to do kick ups for a rubbish prize or some shit I don't know, I'm not an expert.

It would have been interesting watching some flip flop on Sunday. Starting off waving their wangers around in the sausage thread only to shit the bed and move over the to the dark cloud thread at half time.

Aye, John Motson had no business in the industry, the fucking fraud. It's such a ridiculous argument, that has no need to be had. If someone knows their shit, then it makes no difference if they are man, woman, non-binary or a piece of sentient furniture. Clubs should also cease fan forums immediately as fans have no business commenting on football. It should also be illegal to have fan channels on YT, to the gallows with Arsenal Fan TV and that specky knob who support Man Utd. Adam Pearson can get strung up too.

Not in broad daylight at least.

3-0 Tonali with all three

He's just launched a roll of old carpet over the barrier which may or may not have the choked body of a local prostitute inside.

On what planet does that comparison even make sense, the daft baldy, bible thumping, flat earther? (heavy presumption in that last one, admittedly). I presume he's blathering on about F1 (to give him more credit than he deserves). Murray Walker never competed in F1, yet he was a legend of the sport. If he's just talking about cars in general then he's an even bigger spanner than I thought he was. Jose never played football at a high level yet he's highly regarded as one of the greats (manager and massive cunt), and has forgotten more about football than people like Barton and Peacock will ever know.

That was awful but at least Isak, Miggy and Gordon got a decent rest so can have no excuses not to put in a half decent shift against Milan. Shame Romero didn't get the blatant red he should have got as we'd have definitely come back and won it if he had. Definitely.

Joelinton loves scoring against spurs, even when he was a shit striker. Shame it's going to be chalked off.

Probably needs to check in with his lass so she knows he's not in the scratcher with some trollop.

Foregone conclusion this result btw. At least we've brought off a few of our key players and Wilson and Longstaff got half an hour.

Send Dubs off. Give Gillespie his time to shine.

Halls on. Will people stop fucking whinging now?

Cannot believe we let Richarlison score man, he's an absolute fucking fraud of a player.

The two goalies will be raging they aren't getting game time at right back.

Definite bull shit. At the start of the season we had a fit Burn and Targett. We had little need for another left back at that point. We're obligated to buy him in the summer.

Tactical. Miggy is being doubly defensive which allows Gordon to stay higher to try and exploit their high line.

Ange and Howe seem like they get on. Nice to see a decent exchange between managers since most of the other big club hacks are dickheads to Howe. Except Pep.

"I know who's team I'd like to join. Do you?" Aye the one not telling people to go back where they came from Joey.

Wilson and Longstaff on the bench is a welcome improvement to the bench. Shame neither is fit to start as we could have done with the changes.

At home too at least we were shattered and at their place when they turned us over. Car crash of a club.

Or fans and most journalists, and the public in general. The different game relates only to the pace and intensity of the men's game. The rules and technical aspects are the same and most female pundits do their actual research pre game so don't just waffle shit like people like Rio do. Barton has been found out as a rubbish manager and is doing anything in his power to get attention, since no one likes him. The man is a grade A whopper.