luckyluke 1 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 We all know Pardew's a fan.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5911 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 In the last ten years, Messi and Ronaldo have exactly 349 goals and assists each. Unreal how these two have matched each other for so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Same bloke, I reckon. You never see them on the same team , do you? #wolfy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 It's like one of those Russian dolls; Ronaldo's torso opens up and Messi hops inside so they can be stored neatly on a shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I see Lee Clark's been sacked (along with Steve Watson). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10000 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Surprised he lasted as long as he did tbh, their home record was shocking. 1 win in 24 or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 and Paperback Ryder was quick as a flash, saying we could do with his 'passion' here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 '' Paperback Ryder'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I like Clark, but he's just not good enough, is he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Clarkie may be better than Pardew given the players we've got, but he may not be a big enough Yes-man to suit Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26838 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 and Paperback Ryder was quick as a flash, saying we could do with his 'passion' here "Paper back Ryder (paperback Ryder) Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my shite? It took me minutes to write, will you take a look? It's based on Henry Winter bowt a scoop he got And I need a job, so I want to be a Guardian writer, Paperback Ryder. It's a dirty story of a dirty man Pards clinging wife doesn't understand. And his nemesis is working for the Ronny Gill, It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback Ryder, Paperback Ryder. Paperback Ryder (Chronicle writer) It's a thousand words, yeah you know the craic, I'll be writing more When Saylor calls me back. I can make it longer, please excuse the shit style, Alan Oliver was my Mentor and I want to be a paperback Ryder, Chronicle writer. If you really like it you can have the rights, It could make your stomach turn overnight. I could be on Sky, on the 'Supplement' But I need a break and I want to be a Guardian writer, Paperback Ryder. Paperback Ryder (Chronicle writer) Paperback Ryder - Chronicle writer Paperback Ryder - Chronicle writer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 (edited) Bravo Edited October 20, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 It took Lennon AND McCartney to pen the original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Less John and Paul, more Neil and George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 HMHM, you possess a little bit of genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26351 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Clark wasn't out of work long. One year deal at Blackpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Ryder holding that up as proof Clark is a great manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2767 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Laughing at the uproar John Frendo has caused by deciding to skip his match where only around a 1,000 spectators showed up to watch so he could take in the glitz of the El Clasico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14585 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 (edited) Patrick Barclay is a fuckin wanker, second only to Robbie Savage this lunchtime, they're both on the BBC at the moment displaying how little they know about Newcastle United and its supporters. Edited November 2, 2014 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Patrick Barclay is a fuckin wanker, second only to Robbie Savage this lunchtime, they're both on the BBC at the moment displaying how little they know about Newcastle United and its supporters. I'm assuming that it was along the lines of this: http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/patrick-barclay-message-to-newcastle-supporters--its-time-to-say-sorry-to-alan-pardew-9827653.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3472 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Just came across this, dont know if its been posted before. Short film made by someone as part of a series for the World Cup. http://vimeo.com/108891490 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26351 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I'm assuming that it was along the lines of this: http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/patrick-barclay-message-to-newcastle-supporters--its-time-to-say-sorry-to-alan-pardew-9827653.html He has extensive past form when it comes to Newcastle fans. Didn't someone on here post a story about Barclay, a prossie and a bag of fruit and veg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 He has extensive past form when it comes to Newcastle fans. Didn't someone on here post a story about Barclay, a prossie and a bag of fruit and veg? I remember Peaspud and him getting into a back and forth over fan ownership in the very early days of NUST. He came across as a smug, condecending prick who seemed to think all anyone had to do was band together, say they were going to buy the club and that was that. His go to answer when anyone questioned his knowledge of the club is that was reporting on our matches back in the early eighties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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