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I saw someone arguing in there that the link between Co Durham and Sunderland is different because the latter was part of the former until about 50 years ago whereas Newcastle was made a county of itself in the 15th century or something. Like wtf? :lol: So a royal honour being bestowed on the city at a time when Sunderland didn’t even exist impacts heavily on who supports what team 600 years later. The sport in question being about 450 years from being invented. And loads of people were agreeing with / liking the posts. 
And yet there’s fucking loads more Newcastle supporters in County Durham than there are Sunderland fans in Northumberland. But they just can’t except their insignificance so they have to make all this shite up. And nobody bit them gives a flying fuck about it or gives it any credence. See the ‘big reveal’ about the origins of Athletic Bilbao that were just fucking tragic in every respect. They’re tapped and, like Renton, I find it absolutely fascinating. 

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:lol: It has been enjoyable aye, the fact that the two teams are fucking light years apart has fucking ruined them. We have a CM of two Brazil internationals and an Italian international, whereas they have Luke O’Nein so to make up for it they’re wanking off about a bunch of pit yackers supporting them. 

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I worked with a few decent mackem lads a few years ago but two of them, father and son were beyond bitter as fuck, absolutely tapped, the father used to almost be drooling at the mouth as he said he'd Jackie's statue, then pausing before saying it was covered in bird shit with his pupils wide as fuck and grinning wildly. It was funny as fuck at the time but was even funnier is one of the more sensible mackems letting on father mackem's dark secret..... He was born in Wallsend so for the rest of the time before it shut he was called 'Wallsend Jimmy' much to his err, delight. :lol: His dopey son was almost as bad then one day we spotted the biggest, shittest billy stamper tattoo on his shoulder that was ...... A fucking Man U tattoo. :lol: bitter as fuck mackem and couldn't even bear to support only sunderland as they were that shit but latched on to Man U. Still was obsessed with us, natch.

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2 minutes ago, Howay said:

:lol: It has been enjoyable aye, the fact that the two teams are fucking light years apart has fucking ruined them. We have a CM of two Brazil internationals and an Italian international, whereas they have Luke O’Nein so to make up for it they’re wanking off about a bunch of pit yackers supporting them. 

 

It ruined them the last time under KK. 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Is Alicante mackem one of the lads who lives ‘in and around Bilbao’? 

He’s following in the footsteps of his great grandfather, Ally Canty, after whom the town , and, naturally the football club, are named. 

Ally moved south from Catalonia in disgrace after being caught shitting in the street on Christmas Eve in Barcelona, which is also the origin of the Caganer, yet another little known, or cared about, link between sunderland and Spain. 

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He’s following in the footsteps of his great grandfather, Ally Canty, after whom the town , and, naturally the football club, are named. 

Ally moved south from Catalonia in disgrace after being caught shitting in the street on Christmas Eve in Barcelona, which is also the origin of the Caganer, yet another little known, or cared about, link between sunderland and Spain. 


You know some Mackem lurker is going to read and believe this?

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7 hours ago, Renton said:

Man these Mackem cunts are something else, they're obsession with Durham Mags is quite something. A new 200 post thread on it today. Apparently Durham Mags are scum of the Earth, Northumberland MLFs are salt of the Earth. Go figure. 

 

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Aye, being called a ‘black and white bassa’ (sic) in a working men’s club in Ashington is classy .

But a bloke or his kids wearing an NUFC top in the County of Derram is an offence worthy of death (or windmilling marra).

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12 hours ago, Howay said:

:lol: It has been enjoyable aye, the fact that the two teams are fucking light years apart has fucking ruined them. We have a CM of two Brazil internationals and an Italian international, whereas they have Luke O’Nein so to make up for it they’re wanking off about a bunch of pit yackers supporting them. 

 

According to them, them beating us 6 times in the league in a row ruined us. Despite this being a time we all knew we were shit, owned and managed by wankers. Despite consecutive derby victories not being a thing until this momentous event. Despite them a achieving this with a literal fascist manager and a literal paedophile player. Despite us doing '5 in a row' just prior and not even caring or noticing. Despite them since suffering consecutive relegations to the third tier via Burton and Darren Bent. Despite all this being hilariously chronicled on a Netflix documentary. Aye, it ruined us. :lol:

 

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7 hours ago, Renton said:

 

According to them, them beating us 6 times in the league in a row ruined us. Despite this being a time we all knew we were shit, owned and managed by wankers. Despite consecutive derby victories not being a thing until this momentous event. Despite them a achieving this with a literal fascist manager and a literal paedophile player. Despite us doing '5 in a row' just prior and not even caring or noticing. Despite them since suffering consecutive relegations to the third tier via Burton and Darren Bent. Despite all this being hilariously chronicled on a Netflix documentary. Aye, it ruined us. :lol:

 

 

losing to liverpool on sunday was much more crushing for me personally than any of their famous 6 in a row victories, as was the 1st 4-3 under keegan.

judging by their reaction to our defeat on sunday it wouldn't be too hard to assume that liverpool's win meant more to them than any of their derby wins as well.

the fucking weird cunts.

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