Billy Whitehurst 795 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Renton said: Mass grave for the Queen, Witchell, and a dozen corgis. They’ll probably take the opportunity to hoy in a few of Nonce Andrew’s potential accusers. Save the taxpayers some hush money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3724 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 A friend of a friend who works at Eufa has said all the games tonight are being cancelled. Not sure why foreign teams would give a shit like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18050 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said: They’ll probably take the opportunity to hoy in a few of Nonce Andrew’s potential accusers. Save the taxpayers some hush money. Just hoy him in. He's all alone now Mammy and Daddy have also left him, be doing him a favour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 795 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, strawb said: A friend of a friend who works at Eufa has said all the games tonight are being cancelled. Not sure why foreign teams would give a shit like Bit of a pisser for the away fans who have travelled, hardly seems fair. Besides, we need West Ham tired on Sunday so get the games on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3724 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Bit of a pisser for the away fans who have travelled, hardly seems fair. Besides, we need West Ham tired on Sunday so get the games on. He has a tendency toward the bullshit anyway, so it’s probably not true 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5068 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 58 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Imagine wasting your second last day on the planet meeting Boris Johnson and Liz Truss. What a shite note to finish on. So, basically she met Liz Truss then immediately died. You have to respect her for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18050 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: So, basically she met Liz Truss then immediately died. You have to respect her for that. She [Truss] has that effect on people. She will metamorphisise into the snow queen this winter as her subjects cryogenically stand in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39183 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I’ve just got back from the climbing wall with Fist Jnr and seen all this. I’m off until Tuesday. She can fuck right off dying this weekend like, I want my extra time off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 BREAKING - Transfer to spirit world AGREED subject to Premier League approval ✅ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4008 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just came downstairs and switched on the TV -I love how they're tip-toeing around the fact she's deed and they can't say it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39183 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 I just want to see Witchell lose it when it’s actually announced. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35533 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 35 minutes ago, strawb said: He has a tendency toward the bullshit anyway, so it’s probably not true I think he's telling fibs cos the first matches kick off shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Could be an interesting night to be in Belfast, as I currently am. I will send what updates I can back to Tanland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7073 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ve just got back from the climbing wall with Fist Jnr and seen all this. I’m off until Tuesday. She can fuck right off dying this weekend like, I want my extra time off. If there's as my justice we'll all be off to mourn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17078 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just listened to LBC for a bit. They're at Sandringham. Apparently some Tourists are 'deeply concerned' Fuck me. They're just nosy cunts you mugs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17078 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 When I was in north Yorkshire yesterday they still have platinum bollocks shite up. Take it down you sad tory cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39183 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Could be an interesting night to be in Belfast, as I currently am. I will send what updates I can back to Tanland If you need help if it kicks off, DM @ewerk He’s just had new spokes put on the cart and he can be there in about 4 days. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39183 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 The upcoming Griefstonbury Festival is going to test my legendary powers of tolerance, I fear. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39183 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Anyone fancy a sweepstake on when it’s announced? If so, I’ll go for 9pm tonight. I’d arrange it all but I can’t be arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17078 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Wasn't maxwell and Jeff at Balmoral with Andy once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39183 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Apparently church bells will be wrapped in leather when she goes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18050 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Apparently church bells will be wrapped in leather when she goes. Why don't they always don them in leather the noisy bastards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4004 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Anyone fancy a sweepstake on when it’s announced? If so, I’ll go for 9pm tonight. I’d arrange it all but I can’t be arsed. 6pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Anyone fancy a sweepstake on when it’s announced? If so, I’ll go for 9pm tonight. I’d arrange it all but I can’t be arsed. Tomorrow morning 10am. I reckon they’ll say she died in her sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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