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It'll be the autocorrect on his iPhone.

What sort of a fucking cunt thinks the plural of tomato is tomato's. Kill yourself.

Read this thread and if you don't laugh you're dead from the neck up....

Are you WATCHING, Rafa?

On this day 1993 Grimsby Town 0 Newcastle United 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNk_W6CFJKw

That fella looks like that meme where it has a tiny face in the middle of a massive head..

I say tomatoes. You say tomato's.

a strange definition of success if you ask me

There was one teacher in our year who got all sorts of abuse. Kids mashing grapes into the carpet, kicking tables into a fan that was in the corner, that sort of thing. Nothing tops them stapling her sandwich to the ceiling when she left the room though.

This one's making CT look like an intellectual heavyweight. Remember when we thought he was being deliberately obtuse?

Long time Labour voters who don’t vote for Labour to simply rally against the Tories are complicit to these evil cunts staying in control tbh.

Looks like the Windrush thing was perfect timing for the tories - it ensured the racists could desert ukip for their true home.

CT, did you have to charge your phone so you wouldn't run out of battery during your latest session of being a Mr Twiddle tribute act?

Nokia 6110 autocorrect.

Hate it when my thumb gets in the shot.

OR

Given how he chucked the fuckers on top of every single one of his culinary disasters, you’d think he might get it right

Their ‘potential’ laid bare there

Even more common contraction.

Kilauea: Hawaii emergency declared over volcano eruption http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44001651 Posted this simply to appreciate the outrageously daft name of the Civil Defence Administrator… telegram for Talmadge Mango, telegram for Talmadge Mango.

H'yah, a canny few of uz manij...maneg... mannagh... went to Univorsetee.

I haven’t had it before, I haven’t been drinking much rum lately but at that price I’ve a bottle ordered and looking forward to it. Certainly has good a review review from the Rum Pirate.

@ewerk You had Chairman's Reserve before? It's a lovely drop and it would be up your street I think. It's St Lucian but very similar in style to the rums you get from Barbados. It's very good value anyway but Sainsbury's and Amazon Prime both have a couple of quid at the minute. Can't go wrong for £18. It's tropically aged for 5 years (which equates to about 10-15 years ageing in a more temperate climate). Good enough to sip but makes for a very affordable mixer, especially at that price.

It’s one of my Sunshine Fanny staples

Having perused the politics threads on here…

And a comedic one

Eh? You said your borough voted Tory

Anecdotal

I've thought for a while he must secretly know he hasn't got much chance of getting a majority. I think, given the state of the government, yesterday's results pretty much confirmed that. I didn't vote because I didn't feel I could support someone any more who isn't going to beat the Tories and a Labour vote would essentially be a sign of approval. Like yourself I would still vote Labour in a GE but it really is time to look elsewhere. I'm not even talking about policy, it's about him now. I have a bit of time for the bloke and I think he's decent and principled but, probably more than anything else in terms of what holds him back, he lacks the sort of pragmatism required for leadership whether that be an inability or lack of desire to really to after the government when the opportunity arises or whatever. It's almost unthinkable what another term after this one of the Tories in charge could do for this country in the long run.

All of them.

if you owned sunderland, the first serious offer to take it off your hands.. you grab it!

Another Midland-Southern term?

I think Trigger was the last manager

I don't understand, I thought 20% was realistic because that's the rate in reality. And for future reference when you say "ideally" you are just fantasising? You should dream bigger tbh.

Spotted this on @Tom's twitter feed..... Errr......

Give it a year and you'll have that daft cunt on YouTube, mad mackem or whatever he's called sipping a beer before furiously singing/shouting a Bowie remix of starman..... 'There's a CONMAN At the stadium of light He said he'd come to save us But he's full of fucking shite There's a CONMAN He's worse than Elis Short He's told us not to blow it Cos he knows it not worthwhile He told me Let the mackems lose it Let the mackems lose it Let all the magpies boogie!'

He takes the bus to matches to save on fuel money.

Had a look on there and there just has to be a load of Newcastle fans on there taking the piss because the only other conclusion is there is a fair few who are borderline unhinged. WTF is the 'I'm in the mood to chat with some Mags' thread about? Anyway, when they call the Sunderland Echo a 'mag rag' you know the lunatics have truly taken over the asylum. P.S. Looking forward to seeing a t shirt or an avatar with Marlon Brando/Godfather photoshopped with 'the Don'. Even funnier when they realise they've got fucking Boycie as an owner rather than an international cabal of MLFs with more money than sense.

Depends whether they come straight back up to the Championship or not. If they struggle next season then maybe. Or maybe they'll be apathetic like they were this season. But at least they didn't get behind the team and the manager like those Mags do.

Surely Sunderland fans must have their own chapter in Psychiatric text books now. Their ability to completely dismiss any truth they don't like and blame it on the mysterious Geordie conspiracy to keep them down surely deserves a syndrome named after it.

Fuming that NUFC have stolen concerts away from the Bungalow.

The Dong.