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Wednesday’s Adam Out Of Rafa’s Reach (c) Lee Ryder

I think anyone thinking shit can only get better wants to have a quick perusal of the history of the twentieth century. The Guardian can, quite frankly, fuck off. Most of its output does the left more harm than good

As bad as Ashley is, some of our lot are just as bad for assuming he’s ever going to change his stripes

Nothing but the most pointless PR campaign in history and a cynical attempt to finger Corbyn with the blame for this mess. I don't think I'll ever vote again. Am sure theres lots of decent folk at Westminster but after the last two years the institution they actually represent is fuckin worthless.

That’s the problem with a people’s vote though, too many thick cunts lapping up the shit spoon fed to them by the likes of The Sun and The Daily Mail. It’s also a major issue with Corbyn, his refusal to play the game once again allows the lie to be believed by too many. Don’t get me wrong, people buying it after everything that’s happened are beneath my contempt but there are a scary amount of them out there

Perhaps he just sees it for what it is. A desperate move by her as she clings onto power. She should have tried including him and parliament over the last 2 years, instead of actively trying to exclude them.

Ive probably bored people to death on here before by saying the UK is basically the Balkans without access to Kalashnikovs

Her letter clearly setting out that parliament is the problem and not her deal.

Came off the bench to score in his international debut for the U21s. Still needs to bulk up if his performance against Sunderland was anything to go by but it's becoming readily apparent that he's the most lethal striker on Earth.

I mean, a no-deal Brexit will literally kill lots of poor people, which you wouldn't think to be consistent with left-leaning thinking, but here we are.

Those unicorns will be along soon

If anyone is offended by that they’re a fucking idiot

It doesnt change anything material about Brexit anyway even if he has. If we got an election then maybe but with his current policy position even i wouldn't vote for him so he's fucked anyway on that front.

No one would believe him anyway tbf. The press would still trash him.

which is why referendums are always a terrible idea. people are stupid - don't ask them to make important decisions.

I glanced at some fuckers Express on the train this morning and they had a current remain/leave poll as 53/47. Forty fucking seven.

Some of the people I work with, (blancmange for brains) will never vote labour with corbyn as he's a terrorist sympathiser and they're leave voters, (or didn't vote but if had've it would've been leave because immigration). One likes Trump as well. Thick. As. Fuck.

They could at least put a false moustache on it.

Her plan B is just going to be plan A isn't it?

Depends on your goal and aim @Tom Like Alex and Andrew have said, if you're in there for calorie burn dont aim for a distance, aim for a time I would say. Start up with a 10min warm up then do some intervals. 2mins hard, 1 min harder, 2mins hard, 5 mins easy. Thats a good 20min workout.

They're all putting party before country. Then she emerges from the bunker to suggest that they all work together on it. Only 33(?) Parliamentary working days till we leave. She can go fuck herself.

“Vote against the Tories” should be a standing order, regardless of the ongoing shitstorm surrounding everything else

This is where I am.

Aye but if after two years of utter chaos, people are still prepared to buy the notion that May is doing the right thing, or that No Deal is acceptable, then at some point you have to let the toddler pick up the shotgun and blow its head off. It's the only way it'll learn.

It's mostly for catharsis. Honestly though, as much as narratives are absorbed wholsale by the weakminded like the political versions of jedi mind tricks that they are, people should be better than this. They have brains. I'm sure in other areas of life they use them. I just don't understand the intellectual laziness.

Rayvin is currently stalking round his office shirtless offering out any cunt who dares make eye contact with him.

No disrespect to your colleague, but how stupid do you have to be to think that someone who has been almost totally inactive on Brexit for 2 years, while being actively excluded anyway by the sitting PM, has had any role in creating the shitstorm we're currently seeing? What was Corbyn meant to do, just sit down with May on the same terms Parliament had wholeheartedly rejected and rearrange the window dressing? Fuck your colleague, fuck the daily mail, fuck the Tories, fuck CT, fuck anyone who buys this transparent bullshit, seriously.

Because Son, Tottenham and the South Korean National team had an agreement where Son played and helped SK win the Asian Games last year (and in turn eliminating his National Service obligations) and then wouldn't be called up to the National team until absolutely needed. It's well documented as Tottenham made a big deal about it at the time as Son had just signed a new, better deal and if SK hadn't won the Asian Games Spurs were going to lose him for up to 18 months as he did his national service - in SK men have to have served their time or won a championship of note with the national team by a certain age which Son reaches this year. And if they don't do either it is a gaolable offense. Ki did not have such agreement and he is captain of the national team so he was called into the squad earlier.

So after two years of May ignoring Labour, ignoring Remainers, and ignoring all other options apart from her psycho version of Brexit, shes now blaming Labour and the Remainers, and is joined by the daily fucking mail and other associated right wing outlets. Just no. Fuck you, you daft bitch, no one with a brain is buying that. And the Daily Mail btw. I mean i hate this newspaper on about every level going, but we're reaching a point where it actually is going to be something future generations point to as a driving force behind the collapse of everything our ancestors made Britain into. One day, i deeply hope this paper gets its comeuppance. Maybe we can start calling ourselves Lesser Britain.

Strange leverage holding a shotgun to your head and threatening your neighbours with stray shrapnel. Has it worked so far? Let's be fucking grown ups and remove the option. That means saying if there is no agreement by 29th March, we rescind A50.

The best part about that is both sides of the story are definitely possible. What a fucking horrible pair of human beings. Keys and Ferdinand are spot on taking that blokes side over a respectful and professional man like Rafa Benitez. I look forward to the day we are rid of this shambles of a man. It might not be soon but it’ll happen, the way things are going I’d imagine it’ll be after a few years of being a Championship side (or lower) and him just giving up rather than any big sale like he’s hoping.

I really fucking hate her.

CT right again.

It's reassuring that the Tories are still cunts at every level and not just when it comes to Brexit.

I can't believe that the EU haven't tailored rules to suit you specifically. If ever there was evidence that it's an evil, overreaching bureaucracy then this is it.

so flexible. so many reasons to have the confidence of parliament

Where's the face palm emoji when you need it?