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18 cans of Stella for a tenner at Asda. Nipped in for something else on Wed but would've been rude not to. (Not a massive Stella fan but when the price is right.....)

I see they got CT to write Davide’s copy.

Always makes me laugh to consider that Garth Crooks has been there for longer than anyone and still hasn’t graduated past Final Score and writing shite to fill space on the website.

Get your own shit lines.

Disregard. Rafa has them sussed and the players are working their bollocks off for the plan.

Reckon we might get warmed up here since they're loaded with pace and we...aren't. If we can score in the first half, we might get something but I'm hardly confident with Lejeune out, clumsy midfielders and Yedlin defending like a cat chasing a laser pen, I think we'll properly struggle.

Tbf she's not been that subtle about her loyalties. Burn her!

Brilliant result, excellent work from the lads and always good to do a proper job on that dick, Rodgers.

Trooper on the relegation predictor right now putting Cardiff to win every remaining game

Rodgers will be over the moon tonight looking at those possession figures.

Perez motm for me

Obviously not watched this yet but Disney's final shot at redeeming itself over starwars is imminent:

Before his children get the chance to properly hate him for voting away their futures, though? That's a toughie.

It’d be terrible if he’d died or something. TERRIBLE.

Pray for Mrs HMHM

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/12/nigel-farage-brexit-party-comeback-heroics He is now the frontman for something called the Brexit party, which – in the usual way of these things – was led until last month by a Catherine Blaiklock, before she was forced to resign after some unfortunate social media posts were unearthed. Decidedly upbeat this morning, Farage would only refer to this episode as “teething difficulties”, a metaphor which powerfully recalls that exhausting period in an infant’s development when you’re up half the night with it telling you Islam means submission to rapists. Shhhh, little one. Back to sleep now.

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Aye, but you aren’t usually taking the piss when you do

They ripped the piss out of SJH for saying much less cringeworthy things than the new owners. And Hall actually delivered

Going to try some Clairin for the first time the neet. It’s Haitian unaged agricole style rum. Or firewater

It’s miles better than most flavoured and spiced offerings but you really should try the real thing.

I stand by that vote actually, because it was clear as day that many Remain voters backed Labour because their position was actually pretty nebulous, and that suppressing a Tory majority was the only chance we stood of achieving anything. It's by virtue of the remainer rally to Labour that we're still in the game at all. But what it wasn't, was an indication that 80% of people wanted Brexit.

It does need co-ordination, but the best vehicle to mobilise behind in theory is Labour and they remain totally clouded on their actual preference. I'm not voting for them again only to see a renewed narrative for "80% of people voting for Brexit backing parties". If Labour come out unequivocally for PV2, then they're the best bet for making the point. If they don't then Remainers need to abandon them entirely - the problem is rallying people around something else, and getting the message out widely enough.

Let's fund our NHS instead

Check out @ByDonkeys’s Tweet:

Saw this the other day, not ashamed to say that I thought it was peak era Cruyff for Holland... Last seen @ SJP toiling to make an impression during Fergies first full season for Manu, Nov 1987 0-0. He got 3 u21 caps and that was it. Passed away a few years ago due to alcohol issues. RIP Ralphy 👍

A can

Oops. No, but I’ve had one or two of these. … which might explain why

Aye, I’m sure Rafa’s future will be top of the agenda at the next Sports Direct AGM.

I fucking hate that look of faux amusement thing she does when somebody asks her a difficult question. Makes me want to kick her in the face

May is the fucking pits. Any normal person would be humiliated by last night's proceedings and would turn up today with some humility and a changed perspective on what's required to get this sorted. This cunt is just stood in Parliament still insisting that the best thing for everyone to do would be to agree her deal. She is the absolute dregs.

#CuntInWaiting

It's hard to imagine a situation in which a team's supporters might be objectively excessive in their comments about their local rival.

I may have this wrong but is he saying that we pay for transfer fees up front yet accept deferred payments for player sales? That sounds like an insane way to run a football club to me.

Check out @mutablejoe’s Tweet:

I'm not his biggest fan, but that was a fucking good header

The Home Secretary is interacting with a fake account that he knows has been planted there for just that reason. And no one really bats an eyelid.