Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Cyprus 5-2 Republic of Ireland

I'd vote for you. Another vote winner

You are a Social Conservative (36% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (31% permissive) You are best described as a: Totalitarian You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness. Dead by: March 2050 at age 79 - probable cause - heart attack

Just accept the fact that men are always wrong andlife will be much easier all round I think she might murder me when she finds out I've eaten all the chocolate biscuits. If I'v not been on here by tomorrow afternoon will you ring crimestoppers?

Mrs N has had pmt the last two days. If I speak I'm wrong, If I don't say anything I'm wrong, If I agree with her I'm wrong.

It's Rogers and Hammerstiens song you uneducated scouse bindipping scruffy shell suit wearing tramp. Carousel yes you brain of Britain, round of applause, if I got on my fuckin high horse and called you a fuckin tramp besides other things you boring cunt, sign on your fuckin self, yawn fuckin yawn. My sides are fuckin splitting here, ever thought of going on stage, even your usrname is so oooooo original for a Toon fan who hate Mackems, I bet you your birds had a fuck off one. This years award for most appropriate use of smiley goes to...

Yep, Collymore came on for them and scored in injury time. Ninetiestastic tbh.

That was mentioned on Mark Radcliffe's show last night.

Pissed yourself on your Simsons duvet?

Marks out of ten?

Listening to my nfl team, the St.Louis Rams, play the Detroit Lions on t'internet at the moment. It's a shoot-out, who ever has the ball last will probably win.

J69 works in a hospital and doesn't wash his hands after a poo? No wonder MRSA is rife.

It's a very average Premiership, but I'm sure there are three teams worse than us. It might be too close for comfort for a while but we could finish anywhere between 17th and 6th.

We've always been shit against the top teams (other than the manu 5-0 ten years ago), for as long as I can remember.

The seasonal aisle seems to be on a four month rotation: Jan-April easter eggs; May-Aug BBQ stuff and garden furniture; Sept-Dec Roses, Quality Street, Matchmakers, Christmas puds, crackers and biscuits.

I've downloaded them, but I'm only getting the audio??

New Order - Technique Nirvana - Nevermind The first two Oasis albums neatly framed my uni years.

The culprit should be strapped into a jet-powered dragster and fired at a wall tbh.

Just found out today, they're playing in Boro on monday. Shame it's sold out, I really liked A Certain Trigger. and guess who will be there ???? Maybe you could wear a long coat and smuggle me in? you could get under my jumper no bother Best offer I've had all year!

Just found out today, they're playing in Boro on monday. Shame it's sold out, I really liked A Certain Trigger. and guess who will be there ???? Maybe you could wear a long coat and smuggle me in?

There not still using that ridiculous format where you play two teams at home, two different teams away and one not at all are they? Get it back to two-legged knock-out man!