Dazzler

“Put a shit tattoo on this, yi daft cunt”

Fuck sake the greedy bastard

Dubravka looked canny buzzing to still be here on that clip of him arriving.

So we go live the same time as the dodgy streams do to save both sets of supporters watching the indignity of having to listen to them drivel on about Man Utd vs Arsenal instead of our game.

Good. I love fireworks.

"Trump granted unconditional discharge" Can't tell if he's escaped jail time or denied antibiotics.

What are your thoughts now?

From NUFC.com. I forgot this cunt was the one who took the pen I thought he'd been locked up the year before

Except they didn't in the game Rafa managed us, it was a draw and they were shite, and only beat us at their place because Colo broke his back in the first half and they got a load of dodgy decisions despite us battering them - A McClaren side too - battered them, it was the only game we looked decent under the cunt and still lost 3-0 Moyes always seems to get shit from the teams he manages because the football is dreadful, but he objectively has a better CV than Fat Sam. It was also back to back shaftings he got in roles after Ferguson left him with a squad with an average age of 80 at 'united'. Edit: that was the game Colo got a dodgy red card that was immediately overturned after the game.

At least with Trump and Musk as the frontmen of the end times we'll get a few good laughs at the absolute insane shit they (and the dribbling hoard of doylems that like them) spout as the world burns around us. It's going to happen anyway, we may as well have a laugh about it IMO.

Let us all spare a moment to mourn the end of an important footballing friendship that has remained strong within the shadows of their respective much larger rivals for quite some time - following the news that Moyes is likely returning to Everton. I'll never forget the good times they had crying about how shit Newcastle were/are. RIP

As if he's going to be living in Sunderland

The most in form striker in the league, and possibly in Europe (which by extension means the world if we're honest), 25 years old so another 8-10 years of top level footy ahead of him, can cover the wings and still score. Mbappe got 125m euro signing on fee (which I presume was the fee Madrid were willing to spend on the transfer near enough) and is in similar form to Isak and is a year older. I don't think £150m is unrealistic to be honest.

I think they only push to go if Man City, Bayern, Real or PSG are willing spunk an insane wedge on them. I don't think they'd push to move anywhere else in our (and everyone elses) current position. Moving to the rest of the big 6 (including Liverpool) isn't a guarantee of success it once was - Plus if it's money motivated then they are all fucking off to Saudi anyways because no one can compete with them on wages.

This means they are banking on not being promoted. They are definitely going to sell the better Bellingham in this window.

There's a reason I added the caveat tbf

It was the bit about his birth certificate that lives with me. "Not only do I have my birth certificate, but I have a video from my birth" - then proceeds to play the opening to the Lion King

He's a big enough name for the Yanks (think that's why he got the Birmingham job), is a 'club legend', is cheap and is close enough to both of their families where his missus can make sure he's not balls deep in a morgue - this could work......for everyone else

Should have just got his wife to run instead of Hilary Clinton and got him on the microphone as often as possible as well as writing all of her speeches.

He did an interview with that afb leader where she said hitler was a "communist/socialist guy - and we're the exact opposite" - He agreed like the moron he is. All of this ignores the fact that hitler invaded the soviet union, repeatedly called communism the enemy of Germany, thought Marxism was a Jewish conspiracy and locked up trade unionists in concentration camps before the first Jewish person was ever sent to one. If you ignore all of that then he maybe has a point. Bloke is mentally unwell. We should feel sorry for him if he wasn't so fucking dangerous.

Trump's already shagged his own man, so he wins. Plus Musk's daughter thinks he's a cunt since she's trans and Musk thinks that is a "woke mind virus". - so I really doubt she'd shag either of them

It's a crying shame that the maga movement didn't happen four years sooner tbh, back when trump was lying about Kenyan birth certificates. Obama destroyed him in one of his speeches at a press dinner. He'd have killed maga dead had Trump tried to run against him.

I doubt he'd want it tbh. He didn't want the England job because of the shit press and the dick head fans. I imagine that's no different at Everton, except the press don't care as much and the fans are the biggest bunch of entitled, shitbags in the country.

This is the way. Brown, relatively centrist (albeit left leaning) man makes sensible comments about economy - bad. White, far right, deranged pensioner makes insane comments about random shit - prime time, baby!

Except for Schar and Bruno really - both of them have had a good rest leading into this one. The rest should 100% be rotated.