Dazzler

Germany

This is fucking spectacular.

Trump accuses Putin, Kim and Xi of conspiring against the U.S. at China military parade Apparently not. He's gone fully off the deep end. Mental really that he spent his first term cosying up to these cunts. Like a bitter ex slagging them off on socials now.

Peter Silverstone arse will be nipping reading about him and his commercial background. He's actually going to have to do some graft and not ride the Adidas wave - that had nowt to do with him anyway.

He loved Trigger Happy TV and is pretending he's speaking to his agent on a big fuck off Nokia.

I got my tickets through the ballot. I genuinely can't wait to tell the bairn when he finishes school. It'll be the only match we get to go to this season like. It was cheaper than I expected like, £65 for me and £35 for the bairn. Pretty sure it's the same price as the Liverpool game or near enough.

I fucking hate how sound Salah seems to be as a bloke.

They did, and do at least an annual update providing people with an explanation on why they’ve fleeced them

I refuse to believe this isn’t someone on the wind up for that twitter account that takes the piss out of them. The problem will not not be this post but the hundred after it that completely agree with it

Fitting for the uncomfortable turd that they are.

He’s 29 and a few hours. That’s a fact.

Except they didn't strengthen the one position they desperately needed to. Not getting Guehi hurts them way more than they gained from buying Isak IMO.

Sun'lin obveyewsley.

Isn't Onion a really shit central midfielder masquerading as an even shitter centre back anyway?

I was unlucky with Forest and eagerly await finding out that I've been unlucky with Barcelona too.

I wish I had an excuse like the computer did it, but no - it was me. All me, and now I'm in the kind of deep pit of despair I only fall in when I do something inexcusably stupid. The last one was using the wrong drill bit, which quickly buckled and swept away an obscene amount of plasterboard.

Drove my car into a bollard pulling out of a parking space today. Damage looked cosmetic, I took it to the body repair place up the road who told me it is. But because there is so much minor damage it's a major problem only solved by a new door, which will cost over a grand, plus a further grand to sort the electrics, central locking and fit it. His advice was to put it through my insurance. So, my no claims are going to vanish and my insurance premium is going to match a newly qualified 17 year old at the next renewal. So, that's nice.

My boss is an MLF and he reckons teams that have big, strong lads who are also pretty quick then they're going to get battered every single time. That's why they got paggered by Burnley. He's absolutely resigned to the fact that they are getting shagged home and away in the derbies on the basis that our team is pretty much the biggest, quickest and strongest in the league, if not Europe (his words)

Of course I am, because nobody can afford him - Even the scouse cunts with their ever elevating glass ceiling.

I mean their model is clearly the Notts Forest model - Overspend and hope to fuck you stay up and win the extra match or so needed next year to offset against the points deduction. The difference between them and Forest is that they have absolewtely zeyro saleable assets like Brennan Johnson to help ease the hit.

It'll be canny impressive considering he'll probably still be on the bench when it happens.

Biggest surprise was hilariously bad for me tbf. But I correctly predicted the league cup.

Personally, don't think it's good optics for a Liverpool fan who had a move to his boyhood club fall through a year ago to publicly praise and congratulate a cunt who threw his toys out of the pram to get a move to that same boyhood club a year later. You can be his mate and not fan the flames.

It's honestly fucking thick as shit to think this would go well man. Surely Gordon and Botman know and understand that the fans are rightfully fucking enraged at his behaviour and this serves nothing more than to wind up the people they desperately need to get onside now he's fucked off and we've only got two points on the board after three games. Fucking braindead these cunts.

Newcastle Signing of the season: Elanga Top goalscorer: Wissa Most assists: Elanga Biggest surprise: Osula Best Young player: Osula Player of the season: Gordon PL finish: 5th Trophies? FA Cup League Champions: Dippers Rest of the top 4: Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal Bottom 3: West Ham, Burnley, Leeds Top scorer: Haaland First Manager Sacked: Potter