RobinRobin 456 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Form table is worse Are we really that good? Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,227 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 The state of the refs and linesman in non league man 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Billy Whitehurst 224 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: The state of the refs and linesman in non league man Was that genuinely not given as a penalty? Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,227 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 12 minutes ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Was that genuinely not given as a penalty? Nope. IIRC the linesman was even on that side of the pitch! Link to post Share on other sites
essembeeofsunderland 400 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 VAR would probably go along with ref’s decision not to give a pen somehow. Link to post Share on other sites
Dougle 360 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 From what I recall it was well over the line too. Like almost touching the net. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,227 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 (edited) I think Zlatan touched a nerve mentioning Lukaku's Mother Edited January 26 by Kid Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites
Isegrim 1,902 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Watching WBA getting torn apart I want Sheffield to appoint Pardew for the season ending with the terminal extinction of the dinosaurs. Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,227 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 38 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: I think Zlatan touched a nerve mentioning Lukaku's Mother Good game in the end. Makes a change from watching us play turgid shite. Zlatan has had some career mind. 39 years old and he's played 9, scored 12 so far this season Link to post Share on other sites
Isegrim 1,902 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 12 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Good game in the end. Makes a change from watching us play turgid shite. Zlatan has had some career mind. 39 years old and he's played 9, scored 12 so far this season Still as much of a tosser as he was 20 years ago. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Dynamite 1,227 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Are the boards football hipsters watching the final on tv tonight? Fish? Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Are the boards football hipsters watching the final on tv tonight? Fish? TV??? Pfft, I’m watching an organic stream from a crowd-funded community blog based in a small village in Bhutan. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,191 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 I'm watching a Norwegian Eurovision semi-final with a big gay bear rapping about fucking around in an open relationship. "I really want to spend my life with you / And bring home a guy or two". Who needs football? 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,191 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 4 hours ago, Meenzer said: I'm watching a Norwegian Eurovision semi-final with a big gay bear rapping about fucking around in an open relationship. "I really want to spend my life with you / And bring home a guy or two". Who needs football? He had a good night. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 He was up against Scary Spice- he’d want shot with shite if he’d lost Also, he looks like Fat Phstevie, Twitter’s greatest Geordie. Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,191 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He was up against Scary Spice- he’d want shot with shite if he’d lost Also, he looks like Fat Phstevie, Twitter’s greatest Geordie. Are you saying this is a typical scene at whatever lercal has Carling on cheapest? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 4,191 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Mind, he's not the only virile young buck to have had a productive Saturday. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 A commentators dream. “ He’s had Jizz in his pocket today” ” The first half has seen Jizz all over the box” ” Oh no Jeff! The referee’s blown and now he’s got Jizz in his face.” etc 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,826 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 “Look at the pace, Jizz looks like he’s been shot out of a cannon” Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 “Jizz dribbling in to the box” ” Jizz has been lacking today- seems to be struggling to finish”. That’s it- I’m out of jizz puns Link to post Share on other sites
acrossthepond 219 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: “Jizz dribbling in to the box” ” Jizz has been lacking today- seems to be struggling to finish”. That’s it- I’m out of jizz puns The fuck you are 1 Link to post Share on other sites
acrossthepond 219 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Here, I'll give it a go. "Jizz is too inconsistent, he only performs in fits and spurts" "Top midfield performance, Jizz is covering every blade of grass today" "Cometh the hour, cometh the man, now here's Jizz from the penalty spot" Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,410 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 “ And Jizz has just sprayed one wildly in to the crowd… looks like he’s hit a woman in the face, Jeff.… … dirty bitch”. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,361 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 ”Jizz was all over them today, they’ll have to wipe themselves down and try to move forward after that.” 3 Link to post Share on other sites
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