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Today just a year ago I was making the dream of my life come true and I was able to meet you   (Yes... I was the first to enter the stadium)  

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38 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I think Zlatan touched a nerve mentioning Lukaku's Mother :lol:

 

Good game in the end. Makes a change from watching us play turgid shite.

Zlatan has had some career mind. 39 years old and he's played 9, scored 12 so far this season 

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12 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Good game in the end. Makes a change from watching us play turgid shite.

Zlatan has had some career mind. 39 years old and he's played 9, scored 12 so far this season 

Still as much of a tosser as he was 20 years ago.

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6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Are the boards football hipsters watching the final on tv tonight?

 

Fish? 

TV???

Pfft, I’m watching an organic stream from a crowd-funded community blog based in a small village in Bhutan. 
 

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I'm watching a Norwegian Eurovision semi-final with a big gay bear rapping about fucking around in an open relationship. "I really want to spend my life with you / And bring home a guy or two". Who needs football? :dunno:  

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4 hours ago, Meenzer said:

I'm watching a Norwegian Eurovision semi-final with a big gay bear rapping about fucking around in an open relationship. "I really want to spend my life with you / And bring home a guy or two". Who needs football? :dunno:  

 

He had a good night.

 

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24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He was up against Scary Spice- he’d want shot with shite if he’d lost :lol:

 

 

Also, he looks like Fat Phstevie, Twitter’s greatest Geordie. 

 

Are you saying this is a typical scene at whatever lercal has Carling on cheapest?

 

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Here, I'll give it a go.

"Jizz is too inconsistent, he only performs in fits and spurts"

"Top midfield performance, Jizz is covering every blade of grass today"

"Cometh the hour, cometh the man, now here's Jizz from the penalty spot"

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