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Gemmill’s gonna have heart failure when he comes back from his summer hiatus and the board looks all different

AUCKLAND CITY FC HAVE GOT A DRAW AGAINST BOCA JUNIORS!

It seems now the standard for a winger who can bag a few goals is £50-60m. I'd rather we went in for Adeyemi from Dortmund, we should have picked him up when he left Salzburg. Keith Downie suggests we are considering him, Kudus or Bakayoko

If anyone enjoyed Ludwig with David Mitchell I can wholeheartedly suggest Death Valley with Timothy Spall.

Or we'll sign 6 players in the week it's down, stifling all of our ability to be excited about it

Apparently the scabs are after Jordan Henderson

This move is a guaranteed hex on our transfer business. Thanks for nothing Andrew

Been getting right in to these lately. although it has to be said that your man on guitar definitely models himself on Nigel Tufnel.

Per the bbc, they've won 12 of 14 tests when they've had to chsse in 4th innings under Stokes and McCullum. Also first team in Ist class history to win when other team has 5 centurions.

I’d say he doesn’t know what the fuck he wants.

Fyp.

Brenda

That was class - still an incredibly daft/arrogant choice to bowl first but you cant complain when they win

US intel suggests all 3 nuclear sites are largely intact, and that any delay posed to Iran's development in this field is measured in months rather than years. Well worth it, I'm sure.

What a superb five days, the joys of retirement, roll on next week !!!

Just back from a weekend in Glasgow. The less said the better 😬

https://www.teamtalk.com/newcastle-united/transfer-news-advanced-talks-james-trafford-burnley-sources

Off to the Wylam Brewery now to see some lads called Start to End play Prefab Sprout’s 1985 MASTERPIECE Steve McQueen in full and might round off the two day effort with Father John Misty at the Sage tomorrow if I buckle to temptation through the day tomorrow

I haven't got cystitis.

We wouldn’t be bidding unless we’d already got word that the player is interested. Up to him now to dig his heels in and go on strike. Sorry, I’ve just realised who he plays for.

just the very mention of his name gets me all weak at the knees. the one and only, silky voiced, mediterranean hearthrob....

Piece of piss tbh

I heard Cranberry juice helps