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  1. Shola Ameobi

    LeazesMag,
    • 604 replies
    • 49.5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  2. The class of 22/23

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7 replies
    • 703 views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  3. Racism in football

    Toonraider,
    • 482 replies
    • 26.7k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  4. Eddie's RELENTLESSLY Pressing Champions League-bound Mags vs Dean Smith's Soft-Centre Championship-bound Foxes

    Gemmill,
    • 410 replies
    • 21.3k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  5. Eddie's Glorious Champions League-bound Mags vs De Zerbi's Stuttering South Coast Soft Shites

    Gemmill,
    • 775 replies
    • 39.5k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  6. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

    wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 19.9k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  7. Siem De Jong

    Barney,
    • 451 replies
    • 36.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  8. Who do you want to be relegated?

    Zathras,
    • 83 replies
    • 5.2k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  9. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 600 replies
    • 32.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  10. So, what does everyone think of xG - good or bad?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 61 replies
    • 4.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  11. Newcastle United Women

    Tom,
    • 112 replies
    • 7.6k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  12. Howe’s Hawker Hurricane Goal Machines vs. Selles’ Sputtering Spitfire Spunkbubbles.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 330 replies
    • 16.1k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  13. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 588 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  14. Eddie’s Rampant ThrobbingCocks vs Some Part-timers Headless Chickens…

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 475 replies
    • 25.6k views
    Sonatine
    Sonatine

  15. Souness is THE MAN!

    Gemmill,
    • 153 replies
    • 8.8k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  16. Unai "Nee Baals" Emery's Beige Renaissance vs Eddie "Baals in a Wheelbarrow" Howe's UNSTOPPABLE Lunchtime Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 403 replies
    • 30.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  17. NUW - 24,000 at yesterday's 6-1 win over Bradford City

    scoobos,
    • 2 replies
    • 390 views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  18. Longhaired Tommy Spankbank's Big Betting Brentford vs Eddie Howe's UNDENIABLE Hammer-Smashing Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 391 replies
    • 17k views
    Dougle
    Dougle

  19. Pundits & Ex Players who can Fuck right off

    Tom,
    • 126 replies
    • 7.2k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  20. David Moyes's Bubble-Blowing Bellwhiffs vs Eddie Howe's RELENTLESS Slaphead-Slaying Mags

    Gemmill,
    • 496 replies
    • 21.2k views
    OTF
    OTF

  21. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

    Gemmill,
    • 593 replies
    • 27.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  22. Athleticism v technical ability - which is more important?

    Dr Gloom,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.2k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  23. Should we ban all talk of xG with fines of charity contributions to offenders?

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 21 replies
    • 1.6k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  24. Rangers v Newcastle

    McFaul ,
    • 84 replies
    • 10.7k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  25. your first away game..... can you find a video?

    thebrokendoll,
    • 52 replies
    • 3.8k views
    Alex
    Alex

  26. Squinty Steve's Surplus Signings vs Sexy Eddie's "Let's Start This Weekend Off Right" Hotties

    Gemmill,
    • 697 replies
    • 27.5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  27. n.u.s.t., is there any point in them?

    thebrokendoll,
    • 64 replies
    • 6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  28. Eddie’s title chasers against some league one outfit from Yorkshire

    Dr Gloom,
    • 622 replies
    • 27k views
    Craig
    Craig

  29. The Return of Eddie Howe's Shithousing, High Pressing Fucking NETBUSTERS vs Lopetegui's Lupine Logmunchers

    Gemmill,
    • 426 replies
    • 23.9k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  30. True Faith & Bullies from the Tyne

    wykikitoon,
    • 423 replies
    • 27.7k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  31. Pep's not plastic club from Manchester versus Eddie's wounded League Cup xG winners (+ Fish)

    Toonpack,
    • 392 replies
    • 18.9k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  32. Wor Eddie's Fuck The Draw Bastards v Eriks Schmoking the Pancake School Meal Wankers - AKA The League Cup Final + Gemmill Loves Excel

    wykikitoon,
    • 931 replies
    • 47.8k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  33. Where’s good to park in North London!?

    Tom,
    • 197 replies
    • 10.2k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  34. o'neil's salubrious playground of the dorset uber wealthy v howe's scally infested coop of decapitated fowl

    thebrokendoll,
    • 407 replies
    • 20.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  35. Toontastic Patreon Charity Donation 2022

    Tom,
    • 18 replies
    • 6.9k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  36. happy howe's masters of the early goal, wembley bound warriors v misery moyesy's relegation haunted , olympic stadium squatters

    thebrokendoll,
    • 356 replies
    • 15.7k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  37. Have you seen this?!!!

    ShirtBrigadeLtd,
    • 44 replies
    • 3.3k views
    spongebob toonpants
    spongebob toonpants

  38. howe's rabblement of lawless, scattershot, buccaneers v jones' congregation of well educated south coast gentry.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 457 replies
    • 22.5k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  39. nathan jone's flock of rather nervous hampshire sheep v eddie howe's brokendollless swashbuckling semi-finalists.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 699 replies
    • 28.2k views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  40. NUFC Shithousery of the Week - Southampton (A)

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 13 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Tom
    Tom

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