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  1. McClaren, Laudrup, Carvs, The tea lady?

    Howay,
    • 619 replies
    • 39.1k views
    Howay
    Howay

  2. Loic Remy

    GeordieMark,
    • 617 replies
    • 44.4k views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  3. Arteta's long suffering jellied eels v Eddie's Stottie fuelled northern raiders (- Gemmill + Trips, massive net gain tbh)

    Toonpack,
    • 615 replies
    • 29.6k views
    Tom
    Tom

  4. frankie goes to walton and his match throwing twats v diplomacy eddie and his robbed blind heroes

    thebrokendoll,
    • 610 replies
    • 25.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  5. Arrogant Set Piece Keith's Colony of Cockneys vs Sexy Tindall's 6 Foot + Emerald Green Monsters

    NobbySol,
    • 607 replies
    • 10.8k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  6. Shola Ameobi

    LeazesMag,
    • 604 replies
    • 49.5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  7. Newcastle United vs Aston Villa, Sunday 25th January 2026, 2pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 601 replies
    • 4.8k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  8. Eddie “ Eagle-Eyed Action Man, with Gripping Hands” Howe’s Unstoppable Force vs Playmobil Heed’s Perennial Bottle Arse(nal)’s. Sun 7th May. Saint James’es’s Park. 16:30h.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 600 replies
    • 32.3k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  9. Newcastle United 1-2 Blackburn Rovers

    Guest WDP,
    • 599 replies
    • 38.2k views
    Monroe Transfer
    Monroe Transfer

  10. Arsenal vs Newcastle Match Thread

    TheMoog,
    • 599 replies
    • 38.1k views
    Alain Pardeiux
    Alain Pardeiux

  11. The Official Liverpool FC vs Newcastle United FC Match Thread

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 597 replies
    • 34.3k views
    Lake Bells tits
    Lake Bells tits

  12. NUFC v The Great Unwashed

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 595 replies
    • 39.3k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  13. Sexy Eddie's The REAL United vs The Bald Fraud's Moonface-Free Manchester Team

    Gemmill,
    • 593 replies
    • 27.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  14. League Cup 2014/15

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 592 replies
    • 38.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  15. senor enrique's qatari bankrolled, sulking parisian wannabees v monsieur eddie's guerriers saoudiens noirs et blancs.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 590 replies
    • 24k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  16. Dyche’s Desperate Dirtbags vs. Howe’s “We Only Need 45 Minutes” Dibnah Demolition Doyens. Thu, 27 Apr 19:45

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 588 replies
    • 30.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  17. Andy Gray sacked by Sky over sexism row

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 584 replies
    • 40.5k views
    Monroe Transfer
    Monroe Transfer

  18. Newcastle v Arsenal Sat 13th August Kick Off 5.30pm

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 581 replies
    • 35.6k views
    McFaul
    McFaul

  19. QPR v NUFC - Monday 12th September. Live on Sky (8pm kick-off)

    Tooj,
    • 581 replies
    • 26.2k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  20. Eddies thanks for the Millions, how’s the rat, Burns coming for you again, European heroes v Slots one hit wonders, it was all Klopps doing anyway, moaning Mary’s (Saturday 8pm)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 578 replies
    • 4.4k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  21. Newcastle United vs Sunderland Match Thread

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 576 replies
    • 40.3k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  22. Señore Pioli's "Americans in the midfield" Milan vs. Meester Eddie's Iron Men XI

    Zathras,
    • 576 replies
    • 24.1k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  23. Eddie’s One Man Dugout Wonderboys vs. Fag Ash Lil’s Wall Pushing Disappointments.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 572 replies
    • 34k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  24. Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

    KeithJ,
    • 570 replies
    • 63.4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  25. Wigan Athletic vs Newcastle United

    loonyTOON,
    • 567 replies
    • 31.6k views
    Kitman
    Kitman

  26. Fede The Mole Must Start v Carrot Crunching Remainers - LET'S BE 'AVIN YOU!

    wykikitoon,
    • 567 replies
    • 20.5k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  27. Dracula's Villains v defiant fist-pumping Eddie's rotated and resurgent mags

    Dr Gloom,
    • 563 replies
    • 5.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  28. Newcastle United v. West Ham (St James' Park, Wednesday 5 January 2011 — 1945 kickoff)

    dbsweeney,
    • 561 replies
    • 37.1k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  29. How about a nice set of draws, pet v The gnashing walls of perpetual whining and phlegm, la.

    trophyshy,
    • 560 replies
    • 26.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  30. Frank's spursy Spurs v Eddie's crestfallen dreaded vote of confidence mags. Tuesday 10th February Kick-off 7.30pm Live on TNT Sports

    Dr Gloom,
    • 560 replies
    • 5k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  31. Chelsea v Newcastle United

    Gemmill,
    • 560 replies
    • 22.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  32. Eddie and Mad Dog's Couldn't Score In A Brothel, Useless, One Footed Geordie Lads v Da, Da, Dortmund, Ich Lieb' Dich Nicht, Du Liebst Mich Nicht

    sammynb,
    • 559 replies
    • 20k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  33. The Official Allardyce out thread

    Jimbo,
    • 557 replies
    • 42.3k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  34. Newcastle United v Brighton

    Gemmill,
    • 556 replies
    • 20.3k views
    Dr Gloom
    Dr Gloom

  35. Newcastle Vs Tottenham

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 554 replies
    • 37.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  36. *The official Solano returns? thread

    paddy,
    • 553 replies
    • 40.9k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  37. Eddie and Mad Dog's Misfiring Majestic Mags v Pep's Not In Love, So Don't Forget It, It's Just A Silly Phase Citeh's Going Through

    sammynb,
    • 549 replies
    • 24.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  38. Eddie and Mad Dog's; Lost Their Intensity, Got No Identity Black & White Army v You Fill Up My Senses, Like A Greasy Chip Butty, Blades

    sammynb,
    • 546 replies
    • 24.1k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  39. Friendlies 2025

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 545 replies
    • 17k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  40. Chelsea 3-4 NUFC

    Barney,
    • 544 replies
    • 36.5k views
    sweetleftpeg
    sweetleftpeg

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