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Looks like he's been having a right old time on his trip.

Knew they’d be buzzing about that. Honestly man, a completely fucking random bloke who they had no fucking clue who he was a few weeks ago, puts in a few tweets bashing us and stands outside their shut stadium in a mackem top and they’re acting like he’s a top bloke and a fucking legend . You’d think after the rollercoaster they went through with “the Don” they’d have been a bit more cautious, but they’ve fell for exactly the same spiel. I’ve also literally never heard of his company, or any of their products, I can only assume it’s some minging Red Bull rip off charvas drink with their store brand vodka on park benches. In which case then I suppose the ‘City’ of Sunderland will be well aquatinted with him and his business. If you’re a mackem and reading this I am stating that you’re all a bunch of stinking little tramps that hang about parks at night well into your 30’s.

Sounds like her “don’t patronise me” catchphrase was taken a bit too literally.

It’s the only Kwik-Fit on the planet with a blacksmith.

Georgie Bingham let go from Talksport, not sure if it's got anything to do with her comments about Newcastle fans over the weekend or just that she's shite, but with a bit of luck Glenndinning will go as well.

Ian Rush says if I don't drink lots of milk, when I grow up I'm only gonna be good enough to play for Kenny Dalglish's Newcastle

I’d be grateful if you wouldn’t speak to our wealthy benefactor in that manner. Carl, please make your way to the drawing room where we will take tea and talk about the seasonal lagers.

Trying a bit too hard mate

The fact they still love Allardyce after he jumped ship at the first opportunity to only then fuck that up by being a duplicitous greedy cunt pretty much sums them up.

Oh, it's in the shops apparently.....

If only he hadn't been gullible enough to let Bill talk him into burning a million quid! The shit that pair must have got up to! For all my sins I have to edit a three song performance by Crowded House, as if the plague isn't bad enough...

That's not his only celebrity backer. (Last one, I promise).

That looks like they offered a homeless man a bottle of white lightning if he would pose in an SAFC shirt and glasses In front of the ground. Presumably he would keep the glasses and give the shirt back.

Aye, he’s been trying to crawl his way in through the entire take over processes. Weekly YouTubes with Tag Heuer twitter “experts” talking about it. They absolutely had their trousers pulled down tbh. Then they had a “ladies night”

Those are total guesses on the figures, but I can see one happening.

They bought all their players with blood money. Until another club is allowed to do it, it doesn’t count.

Trump finally getting his wish.

Pretty sure Steve Wraith runs Chopra’s account. This is yet another roundabout way for that oxygen thief to get more attention.

“Spare change please, spare change please” - Nah, you’ll only spend it on drugs marra - “actually I’m saving up for a football club”

Oh-oh! Think Wraith's involvement might not go down very well? Never mind that shit, Meltdown incoming in 5...4...3...2...1....

Aye, best news of 2020, I’m hoping they get sponsored by Tennents but it’ll likely be this bamp’s imaginary Red Bull knock-off, which you can’t buy anywhere I’ll give him 6 months before the Wrath of Pallion hits him.

The football top aside. Does he think he looks good? He looks like someone dressed up as him to take the piss

The Jimmy Cauty solo album ‘Space’ was class. https://www.discogs.com/Space-Space/master/63579 And as well as being the other half of The KLF and involved in various other musical projects including The Orb he’s quite a well known artist and did the famous Athena Lord of the Rings poster when he was a teenager

I think a lot of the Arsenal players agreed a pay deferral to ensure that staff weren’t laid off. If the club have reneged on this, then it’s hardly the players’ fault. Also, Kroenke has way more money than any of the players so the ire should be directed at him.

Quickly running out of landmarks. He’ll be posing by Pallion Metro Station next. “No Knife Stabbings for 12 Hours”

I hope he’s bought himself appropriate parking time. A fine could leave a serious dent in his £500

He just needs to drop his kegs and shite on a bench, then the pound shop Gandalf will be one of their own.

Salma Hayek

There’s actually nothing there though. I took the dog to Roker beach, which is absolutely beautiful, but the drive to get there takes you through the city centre & it’s like something out of Mad Max - apart from the Kwik Fit, which in fairness they didn’t have in mad max. Nice one Sunlan, nychee one

Unbelievably good album that.

He’ll have been in Sunderland for all of 5 minutes as well, getting his photo taken outside the stadium before getting the fuck out of Dodge in double quick time. Channeling his fellow tragicomic mackem hero Uncal Mick

Well !!!!!!!! I dont think I've ever been so insulted in all my life, I almost chocked on a Posh Pig Pork Scratching .

Jeff Hendricks on a free is surely the most crashing back to Earth signing we can make after all the excitement of the Saudi backed takeover. Charnley may as well follow it up by lining every male NUFC fan up and swiftly kicking them in the nads.

Steve Wraith man. Remember when he was posting pictures of the Tyne bridge with the Saudi Arabian flag edited into the background, when some bloke asked why the fuck he was doing that he said the Saudis liked it . What an absolute helmet.

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You should turn up at his house with your button up chef's top on and swear at him. Say stuff like "Fucking time's up, big boy" and "You deserve a kick in the nuts."

If you’re pushing for promotion, aye.

Me and Mrs.F. have just had our English Tapas in the back garden, listening to Chill Out by KLF and wondering wtf we had kids